This is a super random shirt. You have your cute panda just hanging out eating bamboo, looking sweet and cuddly (of course, he’s a bear and would probably chase you down and rip your face off if you got within 14 feet of it). And, then all of a sudden that black and white fuzzy cuteness attracts aliens, and they zip down in their flying saucer (or to be more interplanetarily correct…space craft), and beam up Hua Sheng or Sheng Hua, or Tai Shan, I forgot this particular animal’s name. This whole abduction was in the news, but then quickly covered up.
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Hey, who says you have to give up gaming when you die or even when you become part of the undead masses. You obviously do not, consider this shirt is a real photograph, taken of a real undead gamer. This is proof so go ahead and keep up your skills as long as you can because the after life or the undead life is also all about improving your skills and kicking ass.
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Hidee ho! Just wanted to let you know that I just posted a review of Tshirt Bordello, and it’s quite positive. As I explain in the review, I had taken a good look at the T Shirt Bordello before, and they just didn’t excite me that much, but they have certainly ramped their shit up a notch or two, and I just have to give them two thumbs and one toe up.
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Sometimes you have to blow out the cobwebs with absurd randomness and this Monkey Chandelier T Shirt fits the bill. First, that has to be one of those massive chandeliers in a huge hall with about 6000 little sparklie prisms casting that champagne colored light onto the hardwood floor and the fancy, well-coiffed people mingling below. I say it has to be massive because it dwarfs the monkey. Now, I suppose the monkey could be any number of sizes. I don’t know my monkeys that well, but I know that some are tiny and some are pretty large.
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Everybody likes the Einstein. He had style, a sense of humor, great hair, a conscience, and I hear he was also kind of smart and figured out some cool stuff that continues to help move science and technology forward. Mashup this larger than life figure with the underground graffiti stencil art movement and you have a dynamic shirt that makes you look super cool and smart and interesting and basically irresistibly desirable. Sound like something you might want? Then go ahead and plunk down your money for the Einstein Graffiti Stencil T Shirt because it’s the right thing to do for your image.
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Poor George Lucas. Everybody thought that Chewbacca Wookie character was straight from the fertile imagination of George, but in reality it was a way he could express his true self through cinema. You see, he grows that much hair every night, and has to get up two hours early every morning just to look presentable. He keeps a thick due on top and a beard on the face to cover the fact that he’s chinless. This George’s Secret T Shirt finally brings the truth to light.
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If you play the game that is referenced in this shirt with the little baby dragon and the big egg, then you will love that there’s a little dream here with all the horrible creatures and pitfalls that get in the way of being successful at the game. Obviously, I have no idea what this game is. Looks sort of like Super Mario Galaxy Dino Piranha, but I really don’t have the extra eight minutes it’s going to take me to randomly happen upon a good description of this game with pics, so I can match them up to what’s going on with this Bad Dreams T Shirt.
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Start from the monkey. Become more upright. Pick up the first weapon (a jagged stone). Grow a mullet and make a spear. Cut your hair stand up straighter and develop gun technology. Finally, burn yourself to shit, have your arm hacked off, created an artificial respirator mask and a develop a leather (or is that vinyl) uniform, and, of course, master the greatest weapon ever invented, the light saber. Of course you have the Evolution of Evil T Shirt here and it is magnificent.
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I do not know who this dude is but he’s ’bout ready to chomp on an apple, and in my book that’s not evil at all. But, I guess if you think pieces of fruit are sentient beings or that apples have feelings or at least apple trees, then maybe the sentiment on this Not Evil Just Hungry T Shirt clashes with your eating ideology. Of course, you’re killing 100,000s of micro-organisms as you sit there mouth breathing and reading this with your lips moving.
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