I have no idea what this means at all, except on the surface. Too much thumb driven can be bad for your health, which is obvious, so I’m looking for the deeper meaning. Is there a thumb drive fetish, where everything you do on the computer is saved on the portable drive, and it’s kind of living dangerously because what if you fill it to capacity and then the data starts to degrade because of virtual overload. Could happen, and could very well be the impetus of this Eject Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself T Shirt.

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I had no idea what this meant but Urban Dictionary came through with the explanation:

“An 8-character truncation of the username “Thrillhouse” which occurs when Milhouse Van Houten enters this nickname prior to playing the video game Bonestorm in an episode (3F07) of The Simpsons.”

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OFace T Shirt

by on April 19, 2011

This is spectacular. Taking the vulgar oface phenomenon and putting it in an artistic format, so now it’s just an oface t shirt that looks like it came straight out of a museum. Am I right about this? Or is this just a totally vulgar shirt that no one should wear around impressionable children. (I think the age of impressionable children these days is 3 and a half…after that they already know everything.)

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The words Hater’s Crossing are not on this t shirt, so it may be difficult for people to understand what’s going on. But, the image is so cool… that is totally a schlubby hater, that it’s completely worth getting the Hater’s Crossing T Shirt, even if you have to explain to everybody what it means. Absolutely worth it.

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At first I thought we just had a huge Stephen King fan as a tee designer, then I discovered that this Stephen King Rules T Shirt was worn in the movie Monster Squad, which you can see very briefly in the trailer below.

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S & M’s T Shirt

by on April 19, 2011

Good attention to detail on this one: ball gag, fishnet stockings, vinyl high heel knee-high boots, whip, spikes, zippers. Plus, you have wordplay, taking the name of a very popular candy product and switching it up. Basically, it’s wordplay and a whole bunch more type of play if you know what I mean. Huh, ha, ha.

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Wow. What an unbelievably positive message. Life brings challenges, but if you can face them with a positive attitude, and flip your tie back over your shoulder, and scream at the top of your lungs “bring it on,” and flex your biceps vigorously in that hunched over position, and wear this Challenge Accepted T Shirt, you are going to overcome the challenges. You are going to succeed. Dare I say it…you will be a winner!

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Okay…so the red shirts were characters that showed up in Star Trek for a very brief time before meeting their unseemly demise. Thus, you have this Live Fast Die Red T Shirt. It’s kind of a goofy concept. Why would you need to demarcate those that won’t be in the show longer than that episode. You can’t have a one-and-done character in green? I don’t really get it, but I guess it keeps the viewer informed, so that they don’t grow attached to the character. Because that my friend is a recipe for deep, dark sadness and despair.

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Sigmund really took a classic dive slipping on that banana peel and calling out Mommy. Falling is so weird. Your body goes into preservation mode so you drop everything in order to break your fall. In this case, Freud dropped his pipe and his briefcase, which actually has some of the first versions of sex toys. Wooden anal beads, wooden dildo, etc.

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Who the hell was logging in since 1980? I guess there were computer programs back in those dark ages, and I guess they had password protected applications, so I guess maybe this absurd Caps Lock Preventing Login Since 1980 T Shirt is strangely accurate. How pissed have you been at a site or program that wasn’t allowing you to enter because your login was right, except that you had caps lock on and it was clearly your fault. How many bad things did you say about the application’s programmer and his mother, before you realized it was your error. And, was there still a sense of it was the login functionality’s fault rather than your own in some one and that it was a sub-par user experience. And how many times have you thrown the lap top against the bay window shattering both to pieces.

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Hey, when you can’t play the XBOX it is basically a matter of life and death. There’s not much more disappointment in life than seeing those beautiful green rings turn red and your shit turn off permanently. All those achievements. All the hours. All that hard work to rise up in the ranks with your geeky buds across the Live globe. Gone.

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Hey, if you’re goin’ that way and takin’ aliens back to the rondevouz point, might as well pile on as many as can hang on. I’m sure there’s no weight limit to ET’s powers of bike levitation. I mean he could pick up a half dozen bikes, all but one he wasn’t even riding on.

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