All great runs must come to an end, and Bin Laden had a spectacular run as the best hide and seek player in the world for nearly 10 years. It takes a lot of skill, luck and cooperation to make something like that happen, and he couldn’t have done it alone. Of course, the United States may like to know who some of his teammates were giving asylum and assistance to public enemy #1. Nevertheless, props to OBL for his stealth, but good riddance.
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Well, he was in caves, and traveling by donkey with dialysis machines in tow. He leaved in hovels, lean tos, shacks, and blasted out homes…then some how he found his way to a compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, which happens to be near a military installation. How does that happen without a little looking the other way? Not sure and I’m guessing Pakistan is thinking up answers real quick right now to those questions. Anyway, I guess we know where Bin Laden is now. Right? Swimmin’ with the fishes.
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Somebody had to go there. I mean it was a ripe fruit for the picking. And, I’m proud to say that Donkey Ts did it and they did it well. You know how awesome Chuck Norris is, and you know how stealthy he can be when he breaks in to mansions in Abbottabad, Pakistan. So, celebrate the greatest American to have ever walked the Earth (no really he’s walked every square foot of the Earth), and just one of his thousands of remarkable deeds by purchasing and wearing often the Chuck Norris Killed Bin Laden T Shirt.
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What is this 362,435,601 number. I mean I know what it is…362 million plus, but is that the population of the United States? I’m looking at Google and it says 307,006,550, but I guess that’s in the same ballpark. Facebook actually probably has a page like this with 100s of 1000s of likes, but I’ve already done enough Internet research for one shirt, so you’re going to have to find that one out on your own.
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It’s weird to root for someone to die, but this Osama Bin Laden dude has been a pain in the ass of the United States and many around the world for many, many years. He was a bit of a sociopath and a menace to society, so it’s good to hear he’s gone.
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Never you mind that it very well could be a ruse just to distract the sheeple from the shoddy birth certificate forgery, and the pending implosion of the economy thanks to that bullshit Harvard Quantitative Easing theory (we’ll see what easing looks like when rudimentary math catches up with the printing press). When it has been reported that Osama Bin Laden has been killed by United States special forces. Um, that’s newsworthy and it certainly triggers (no pun intended…well maybe a little bit) a nice little run of funny Bin Laden is dead t shirts.
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There are two distinct areas in the Adventureland amusement park in 1987. Games and rides. We covered the Games tee a while ago. Now, we got the rides goin’ on right here. Did you like the movie? Did it remind you of when you were a zygote in your mother’s womb and she smoked and drank and worked at a minimum job to pay for the expenses that a 17-year-old high school drop out incurs. It sure did for me, except I was 17 years old and living in the upstairs of my mom’s house, instead of the basement where I reside now.
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Of course, Smart Tech was the electronics store that Steve Carell’s character, Andy Stitzer, worked in the movie 40 Year Old Virgin, directed by obscure autuer Judd Apatow.
Good movie. Carell, Catherine Keener, Paul Rudd, Seth Rogen, Jane Lynch, Jonah Hill…these are funny people. But, you know that…you’ve seen it five times. It’s one of your favorite. And, you probably already hit the buy button to get the Smart Tech T Shirt because you love the fact that you get the opportunity to own it.
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I totally know some stuff about bowling and I have to say this Spare T Shirt doesn’t make a lick of sense, and in some ways that appeals to me.
I love the way the bowling bowl is walking off with two fluttery-eyed pins and leaving one (the spare) behind. It has to be extra tough on the one that got left behind because she knows she looks exactly the same as the others and it must have been the personality that turned Mr. Bowling Ball off. Or maybe it was just the luck of the draw, and she pulled the short straw. Anyways, if that was only the first roll, she may still get picked up and that’s where the spare comes in.
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What a pretentious bird we have on our hands here. Thinks he’s so smart. Knows obscure bands from the 60s…oh wait they played the Super Bowl just a while ago for God knows what reason, but he doesn’t watch sports so he doesn’t know that. He has a Magic Bus 45 and he thinks he’s discovered The Shit. Wait, ’til I blow all my other hipster friends’ minds. Oh wait…they’ll show no emotion through their just for looks horn-rimmed glasses. They’ll just say that’s nice and rifle through their satchel for nothing.
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Massive wordplay going on here. Basically, it’s a double wordplay. And it’s cute. What’s not to like about cute wordplay. And what could be better. Maybe ugly foreplay, but that’s about it. Anyways…you know Beatrix Potter was a huge boozer. Yeah, she always talked about drinking tea, but that was for the kids. She probably had a stack of manuscripts for adults with Peter the Rabbit in far different scenarios, including starting his own brew pub and serving frogs and hedgehogs, and serving out of the most precious little mugs, and smoking hashish…but, unfortunately Ms. Potter passed away before she could consent to having those works printed. Masterful I’m sure…just like her work for the youth.
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