This is a cool shirt, except that I think there should be some of the workers welcome their demise because they’re so hellaciously miserable in their cubicle, that any forced change is welcome, including death by fire-breathing office machine. Otherwise, this Office Apocalypse T Shirt is spot on wonderful, which is why you should buy it right now before the real apocalypse comes to town and your dollars are worth less than the leaves on the ground (and they’re on the ground in Spring because the weather patterns are completely jacked). Is that a gold fish is the water cooler? Is that dude in the foreground holding a hoagie (if so, that’s funny…he’s saving a sandwich rather than important documents or a lap top)? And, the cherry on top of this office machine with a mammalian brain, the tie dragging under him (which will ultimately be his downfall and the only hope for the rest of the businesses in the office complex his is just now starting to destroy.
604 Republic always has interesting concepts designed well. Think that’s a bold statement? Check it out for yourself.

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I looked this up because I have no idea what this Duke Platypus T Shirt means. Well, on the surface, the platypus is all decked out like an important Duke and that’s cute on it’s own…I mean the top hat, pocket watch, bow tie, suit jacket, cuff links, leather gloves and walking stick are great, but I can’t seem to figure out why these two words have come together. There’s a Duke Platypus facebook page, and there seems to be some connection between Duke University science and the platypus, but I’m not sure these are the answers I’m looking for.

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Schrodinger was a physicist that figured out some stuff about hypothetical dead or alive cats. We don’t know if it’s dead or alive because it’s in a steel box, but we can figure it out unlike what the quantum mechanics were theorizing. I know that if you are reading this, you think I’m a science wizard, but really I just learned this bit about Schrodinger from a video on Youtube that I couldn’t be bothered to watch through to the end. I’m a slug and a dullard, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t purchase this love Schrodinger’s Cat Wanted Dead & Alive T Shirt.

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I always thought Soy Milk was made with soy beans and shrank your nads because it increased estrogen in the body, but I was totally mistaken. Soy Milk is really just a bit of Spanglish on a carton of regular cow’s milk. Glad that’s been cleared up. If everyone just tells one other person we can educate the world on this issue.

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Classic movie and an understated shirt. You don’t know what this Bushwood Country Club T Shirt refers to unless you’re intimately familiar with the movie Caddyshack. If you don’t know the movie, it just looks like another cheesey tourist shirt. And that’s the beauty. It’s like you’re in a special club. So, if you should buy this shirt if you’d like to enter the exclusive ranks. This is good advice I’m giving you here, and you wouldn’t disagree with me would you? And if so, what about Ted Knight, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Rodney Dangerfield. You gonna argue with them in their primes? Didn’t think so.

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This movie is set to be released in theaters on May 26, 2011, so this is a preemptive strike with the Alan Garner Yellow Lab T Shirt. Even if you haven’t seen the movie yet, you can get this shirt because it feels right. Of course, Alan would wear the shirt, and yellow lab faces are so cute and if you have one on your shirt you’re a dork even if you’re trying to be ironic, and that’s just fine.

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Progress Wear put together a couple of very interesting Bin Laden tees after President Obama’s dramatic announcement of the Navy Seal’s secret mission. I like them.

Donald Trump Killed Osama Bin Laden T Shirt

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It’s the beginning stages of the classic food fight in Animal House, and, of course, Blutarsky is in the middle of it. That boy is a P-I-G Pig T Shirt will trigger a remembrance of this lovely scene in anyone that is anybody. And, that my friend is how you get your network started. Soon you’ll be repeated truth, it’s not what you know, it’s who you know. And you’ll be smiling because you’ll be in a large house with an expensive vehicle and a trophy wife, and a cushy job, and it will all be because you wore this shirt around town for a few years.

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“They’re going to nail us no matter what we do so we might as well have a good time.” Toga Toga Toga. This is the alternative to actually wearing a toga around. Sometimes those things can be a big inconvenient. Don’t get me wrong, I highly recommed that you where a sheet fashioned into an article of clothing most days, but sometimes you just need to go with some modern garb, and for those rare occassions I would suggest this Toga Toga Toga T Shirt.

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Thor T Shirts are hot now that the movie is out in theaters. Not necessarily funny shirts on the surface, but Molly Lambert writes about the movie in her summer movies article for the new ESPN-related website, Grantland, with a good bit of humor.

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“Thank you sir may I have another.” Classic scene of fraternity hazing where the Pledges are bending over in their underwear while a fraternity member smacks them with a paddle. Kevin Bacon does a great job taking it in the ass over and over. Probably why he’s had such a long and lusterous career.

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That text on that shirt got shrunk down pretty small in that image, so I’m going to transcribe it for you right now. Animal House – Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor. – Bluto Blutarsky…You see this is funny because that’s incorrect history. The Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor, but it doesn’t really matter because he’s so passionate with his speech and the fact that he refuses to admit defeat. That’s why TV Store Online has produced a great shirt right here. Do you agree? Is John Belushi outstanding in this movie. I say Yes and yes, and so should you, or else you’ll have to have a pretty compelling reason, and you’ll have to share piece of rhetorical brilliance in the comments for all to see.

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