Wordplay. Right here. I’m tellin’ ya. It’s wordplay all up in here. Too Err is Human To Moo is Bovine T Shirt totally twists around the original Too Err is Human To Forgive is Divine. Or is it Too Err is Human to Err again shame on me. I forget, but this tee inserts a cow, and references cow language “moo” and uses the Latin name for the cow “bovine” so you know it’s pretty powerfully absurd and awesome.

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Another little switcherooni on standard gags. Free Hugs is a good shirt. Free Hugs on the front and slut hugger on the back is a good shirt. But, Standard Hugs Free Deluxe Hugs $1.00 T Shirt is quite spectacular. And, really, the purpose of all these shirts is to start a conversation, and what better way to start chatting up a chick than talking about paying for physical favors. It’s classy and there’s an 87% chance you wind up in the sack, and that’s if you have nothing else going that night. This shirt from Snorg Tees picks up the slack even when your quick wit, dance moves, and fine threads are just not there.

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This here is a different take on the hole talk to the hand phenomenon. Normally, you have some nerd that’s watched too much TV tell you to talk to the palm of their hand, because they disagree with your not so rosy assessment of Coldplay. The hand in question is basically like a “stop” sign, and it’s pretty clear you’re words are not welcome here.

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Birds T Shirt

by on May 16, 2011

I don’t think this Birds T Shirt is referencing the horror film directed by Alfred Hitchcock, but I guess you can’t be sure. It doesn’t feel as creepy and scary as that movie. Those birds don’t seem to be after anybody, but maybe that’s the kind of thinking that got the people in the movie in trouble. At first it was like oh look at that cute bird to oh my that’s quite an impressive flock of birds to oh my god that gaggle of birds is attacking me and I’m missing an eye. So, be careful with this tee. It might be the beginning of something dastardly. You never can tell.

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MechaHeart T Shirt

by on May 16, 2011

This is a cool, cool shirt. You have a mechanical heart with plastic valves and rivets and a ton of little gears making it pump. I’m not sure, but I think this was the original Jarvik 7 design. The other really sweet thing about this Mechaheart T Shirt is that the image is on the top left of the shirt (i.e. where your heart is). Unfortunately, it looks like 604 Republic only has this design available on the baby doll style tee, which is mostly for women and boys with a certain flare, shall we say.

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PalmerCash is calling to you and they are saying we have t shirts and other good things that you need. Come visit and be impressed with our selection and our eclectic mix of random and licensed shirts. You’ll regret it. Actually, before you go, make sure to read the review I just posted of PalmerCash. Okey dokey. Have a good one.

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PalmerCash is a fairly well known retailer comparable to an Urban Outfitters…a hip, young shop with interesting apparel and knick knacks. Of course, as a reviewer of funny t shirts I’m concerned with the Palmer Cash catalog of tees, which is rich with weirdness and interesting concept and design.

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Soul Surfer T Shirt

by on May 15, 2011

Here’s a movie about the surfer girl, Bethany Hamilton, who lost an arm to a shark while surfing, but decided it was a good idea to continue surfing.

Of course, Wikipedia says the term soul surfing cropped up in the 1960s as describing surfing for the shear pleasure of surfing. This was before bullshit billabong surf competitions. Or apparel lines. Or groupies. Surfing for surfings sake.

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A nice play on the Keep Calm and Carry On slogan that was pumped out by the British Government in 1939, during WWII. The saying really seems to have had a resurgence these days, which may be due in part to the fact that the world is starting to rapidly fall apart ecologically and economically. And, maybe the only way to really get a little break from the harsh realities is to play video games.

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Jeeves 3000 T Shirt

by on May 14, 2011

Jeeves 3000 seems to be the coolest robot ever. Jeeves is a name for a butler, so this robot performs the butler duties like answering your door and polishing your silver, but he also cars for your small pets, goldfish and gerbil, makes the food, brings you drinks with umbrellas, cleans the windows, takes out the trash, sweeps the floor, vacuums the floor, puts the baby down for a nap, and walks the dog. Very versatile. Very efficient. Very worth the money, when you think of all the help it replaces. Of course, this thing is not for sale to the public because only a prototype has been built. Rumor has it a servant robot like this will cost upwards of $500,000, so you have to be in the upper crust of society to afford one.

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This has the Marvel comics look and a very mysterious scene. Dude is falling and his bowler hat has flown off and his watch is trailing behind him. Did he jump under his own power as in suicide, or is this a murder situation. I’m thinking he got pushed because his facial expression looks a little shocked. I suppose even if you’re ending it because you’re a financier and you finally realized that you’re the scum of the Earth because you have lied, cheated, and scammed the world economy to the brink of collapse, you may jump on purpose but still have a shocked look because thinking about killing yourself, and actually being in the free fall are two entirely separate things.

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This, of course, refers to the Dexter TV show and the protagonist’s proclivity for killing. Wait, can you call a serial killer the protagonist. This world may be coming to a close if the killer is the hero, but maybe I don’t know anything because I’ve never seen the show because my mom doesn’t let me watch it, because the content is too mature (forget the fact that I’m 40).

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