Groovy Ash T Shirt

by on February 22, 2013

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Evil Dead 2. AmIrite? Bruce Campbell plays Ash and it’s awesome if you’re into that sort of thing. Love the shotgun, chainsaw, and ghoulish looking creatures. Here’s the clip that will make you want this tee even more.

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Koala’d T Shirt

by on February 22, 2013

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What a gaudy amazing image. A giant koala scaling the Eiffel Tower and snapping off the top with little regard for the architectural significance. Furthermore, there’s like an aurora borealis in the background, which just increases the epicness. You have to be a pretty dynamic person to wear this type of shirt. I’m just warning you. If you have what it takes, then by all means get this one. It will take your awesomeness to the next level.

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Red Rose T Shirt

by on February 22, 2013

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It’s a girl with a red rose for a head. This shirt is kind of odd looking but the girl is kind of shapely and sexy with red heels and a certain stance. It confuses me. I want to like the girl, but the rose makes me seem nutty, like I’m a guy making out with flowers at the Home Depot Garden Center.

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Amanda Nicole Noren Dossier

Amanda Nicole Noren is the tall, thin, short-haired girl next door on Snorg Tees, that, as a model, can put on an entirely different look in a different product context. Take her Model Mayhem profile for instance. Quite a bit of skin, tight clothing, heels, makeup, and sultry/sexy poses. She looks quite natural in both worlds.

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Ozzy Woz Here T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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Get it? The dude used to bite the heads off of bats during his live shows, when he was trying to perpetrate that Satanic shtick  This was after the amazing band Black Sabbath, when he went solo….Barking at the Moon. I’m guessing this happened once and it was a fake bat, but who am I to say. I was scared of those records when my classmates played them, because I thought I was giving the devil a foothold into my soul.

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They Live On TV T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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Zombie news anchors wanting you to watch TV for 6 hours for the rest of your life. Will you obey? You may have no choice. They’re after your brains in an entirely different way, but with the same outcome. Walking around with a stilted gait. Moaning. All the life drained out of you. That’s what happens when you watch TV…unless it’s Arrested Development or Breaking Bad or South Park.

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Lil Slashers T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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Ah. How cute is that? Freddie Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street), Jason (Friday the 13th), and  Michael Myers (Halloween) when they were little guys. And it looks like they picked up the psychological baggage pretty early. They’re already slashing at age 3. Probably had a little fetal alcohol syndrome and perhaps an encounter or two with the Catholic church’s finest.

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Headphone Anatomy T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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If you want to break the headphones down into all the little moving parts that make ’em work so nice, you get this shirt, and you go right ahead. If, however, you are like me, and would rather just let the sweet soul of Hall & Oates wash over you without cluttering your mind with electronical concepts, then do what I do.

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Shark Chart T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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If you slept through Shark Week in biology class and Shark Week for the last 13 years on the Discovery Channel, then you probably need a refresher on the different types of sharks, which is what this fine tee design provides. Notice the amazing size variation, giving you a better understanding of the relative differences in the sharks’ mass.

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I Love Sci-Fi T Shirt

by on February 21, 2013

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Wait…isn’t it Scy Fy? What’s this early 2000s Sci-Fi business? Do the kids even know what that means? Don’t get me wrong. I hate the Scy Fy spelling. It makes no sense to me, but maybe that’s because I’m 68 years old.

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Pizza Entrance T Shirt

by on February 20, 2013

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I love this shirt. The lips. The teeth. The font. The color. And the concept of calling this gaping hole of a mouth, the pizza entrance. Funny. Simple. Easily accessible. One glance and people know exactly what this shirt is about and it makes them happy, especially since pizza is comfort food.

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Wrestling T Shirt

by on February 20, 2013

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This shirt brings to mind two things. The South Park episode about wrestling, where the real wrestler wearing head gear is absolutely incredulous that the fake WWE-type wrestling is called wrestling, when the real wrestling should be called wrassling. IT’S NOT REAL! The Wrestling Takedown Federation!

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