Hey, when it comes to beer misspelling is awesome. Shows you’re dedicated to your craft, which is drinking to oblivian, destroying brain cells and forgetting how to spell. Awesome. Everybody will think the beautiful symmetric rhyme on this Heer for the Beer T Shirt is so kick ass, you’ll probably be served all night like you were a sultan or something.

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The Dem. from New York is in great shape and he likes to show it. What’s wrong with that? Oh wait, he’s a publicly elected official and to show that type of judgment in an uptight society is not good form and makes you question his overall judgment capabilities. Of course, does it really have anything to do with the way he makes political decisions. It’s an interesting question, but the guy should be ashamed. I actually think he may not be a total sellout in the political realm, like 96.9% of CONgress, so maybe it was a setup just like Eliot Spitzer.

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This is creepy in a cuddly cat meme way, which is why you and your friends all love it. It’s also why you just went and found your wallet, pulled out your favorite plastic, and are primed to spend your hard-earned money on this Who’s Laughing Meow T Shirt. Let’s forget about the cat for a minute, Headline Shirts has also dropped a healthy dose of wordplay into the mix.

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Of course, this is the Robert Downey Jr. line, when he’s talking to Ben Stiller’s character about acting, and Downey Jr. is telling him that playing a character with a touch of retard is a good move, and possible Oscar material, but going full retard is a death warrant on your career. Stiller had played a full retard in a movie, and was a little concerned about Downey’s analysis.

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Ah…sometimes you have to celebrate the classic lines, and this certainly has stood the test of time. You see Sherlock Holmes, the man depicted on this No Shit Sherlock T Shirt, was a world-renowned fictional detective that could solve any British crime back in the 1800s (I have no idea when the narrative was actually set.) Wait, you may have heard of Sherlock Holmes because you have read some of the classics or maybe you have even seen the movie staring Robert Downey Jr.

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We have a little wordplay here. You see, when you see this type of guy and he’s saying he passed the bar exam, you think that he’s now certified to practice law in his given state. But, then he’s hoisting a mug, which can be a perfectly reasonable way to celebrate such an achievement, but he also has a little bit of that alcoholic look, so maybe he’s just making a joke on this I Passed the Bar Exam T Shirt.

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This shirt from Busted Tees references their sister company, College Humor’s little skit with those nutty dudes Jake & Amir. The short vid is edgy because there’s been a serious car accident and Jake comes in and acts sort of out of character by pimping the new You Gotta Learn How to Be Funny Man T Shirt, and not being considerate of the grave injury suffered by a co-worker. Of course, Amir loves it because that’s his MO all the time.

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This little step-by-step instruction sheet is a perfect little representation of those assembly instructions in multiple language or no language as it were, that skips like 14 steps in putting to together the item you were so eager to receive from the UPS guy. First you look at it and you’re totally overwhelmed. Next, you go back to it, because you want this item assembled and working NOW. You tell yourself you can do it…one step at a time.

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NASA Nerd T Shirt

by on June 7, 2011

That’s the NASA logo with the word Nerd in it. Are NASA people really nerds? I guess so. It feels like pilots maybe aren’t that nerdy, but I suppose scientists are. I have been reading James Michener’s Space for about 7 and a half months. I’m almost done! But, it’s a little bit of historical fiction covering the build up of the Space program. Kind of interesting.

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I think I could watch the original Honey Badger video all day. Actually, I just did: 24 hours straight looped. Lispy hilarity all day and night. Thanks Stupid. Honey Badger don’t care.

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This shirt is a little rapey, but if it involves that police it must be OK. Right? Actually, is this considered impersonating an officer? Can you get in trouble for wearing this? I guess that’s the risk you take when you wear Police Lay Flat On Your Back and Spread ‘Em T Shirt. Because the reward potential is also very high. If you pass by the right girl at the right time in her dating life and/or buzzed state and/or horniness level, you just might score with such a blunt offensive shirt.

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We have some terrible grammar here, so it must be a message from our new alien overlords, because that’s the meme if I’m not mistaken. Aliens are scary, except they’re funny too, because their English is jacked. It’s a good humor convention, which is why this All Your Bacon Are Belong To Us T Shirt. Plus, of course, anything that talks about bacon is bound to be a hit.

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