Horrifically gross, but cute all at the same time. It takes some doing to be able to pull that off and T Shirt Bordello does just that with this Eye Heart Brains T Shirt. It’s a transitive pictograph verbalization, which is always a welcome site to these sore eyes. Can ask you to look deep into your soul…Now, let me ask a question. Will you reach deep into your pocket and get the money it will take to buy this tshirt, so that you can have it to keep, and wear, from now until death do you part?

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Dude totally solved the Rubik’s Cube. What a sense of accomplishment Pinhead must have. I could only ever get one side. Never could even fathom how to get all of the sides. Baffling. Celebrate this wonderful feat by getting the Hellraiser Rubik’s Cube T Shirt. You have to celebrate when fellow humans, dead or alive, do something astonishing, because we all win when that happens. Am I right?

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Tshirt Bordello likes the beverage with horror film logo on it. Usually it’s beer, but this particular shout out to Jack Nicholson and The Shining, obviously lent itself to the harder stuff. Like Rum. Like Horror films. Like wordplay. If any of those things fall in your dig it ledger, then you’ll need to buy this Red Rum T Shirt with your hard-earned money right now.

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Hello Zombie T Shirt

by on June 25, 2011

This is a nice little twist on Hello Kitty. I never understood the appeal of Hello Kitty, so this tweak on the nose of the cute by naughty kitty is preferable to me. Do you like Zombies and messing with established cat characters in the cultural consciousness? If yes, you need to purchase Hello Zombie T Shirt right now. I mean this instant. Do it. Go!

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Not sure when this sale ends, but any time you can grab Snorg Tees for $10, you have to jump up and take advantage immediately. I just counted 46 tees on sale right now. There’s bound to be something you’ve been wishing for in there.

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The NBA Finals ended a couple of weeks ago, but the star of the NBA champions, Dirk Nowitzki, still has pull in the tee shirt scene. The Hangover 2 was released nearly a month ago, yet there’s no end in site to the popularity of shirts inspired by the summer’s best comedy. And, in an odd rise, a very old Communist Party parody t shirt has picked up a second wind. People want that thing.

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I don’t know how long this sale is going to last, but you probably need to take advantage of a huge 25% off on almost all of the Busted Tees inventory. It’s a great deal from an outfit that pumps out some of the best shirts in the business. Don’t forget to use coupon code NOQUARTER at check out.

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Jewnion Label is a spectacularly odd combination of Jewish culture and union labeling. You know how unions have those logos that look like creepy cabal Masons, skull & crossbones with circles and symbols and stuff. And you know how there are predominant behaviors or patterns in different groups of people, including the Jewish culture. Well, combine sort of a blue collar workingman ethos with the distinct Jewish customs and proclivities and you get something altogether unique and strangely appealing. It’s a celebration of the co-mingling of opposites.

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Man, Headline Shirts nailed the burnt out faux counter culture that oozes around the Haight-Ashbury scene. Nose ring, dreadlocks, and much retardation. Actually, I haven’t been to San Francisco for quite some time, so I have no idea if this The Haight t shirt is an accurate portrayal and would make the folks that really live in SF giggle.

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Zombie Hands T Shirt

by on June 23, 2011

This sort of looks like that Janet Jackson Rolling Stone magazine cover where the dude is cupping her breasts, except on this Zombie Hands T Shirt, you have nasty disembodied hands grabbing at the chest of the shirt wearer. Creepy. Weird. Icky. Actually, with a little more research this design by Tshirt Bordello is most likely depicting a zombie hand bra. And, that, my friends, is something you want to wear all over this great wide world of ours.

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Not sure where this started but it’s a bit of an Internet meme. Of course, on the surface it means keep the hand that you slap your hos with strong, so that they know who’s boss and who needs to get paid after every trick. You can’t ever get soft and let shit slide, because it just takes a little crack to blow the whole thing wide open.

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Sure enough you have a 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea reference right here. If you’re a fan of Jules Verne and his classic novel then this Kraken Full Steam Pale Ale T Shirt is a no brainer. If you’re a steam punk you probably also want to own this tee because it speaks to the time that you harken to. If you’re a fan of Pale Ales this shirt is also for you. Now, is there anybody left in the world not covered by those three groups. Doubtful.

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