Hey, if Obama can win the Nobel Peace Prize even though he’s increased defense spending in the U.S., we might as well start giving away the prize for things that warm the heart and fill the belly. That’s a noble Nobel. It’s the Nobel Pies.
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Nothing says sophisticated night life like a snifter of brandy, an ascot and an owl. There is heavy, dense conversation happening in a room with first edition books, cigar and pipe smoke, a warm fire, and a koala bear skin rug.
Seems like, not only does Kanye steal samples from other artists, he steals style from other generations. Apparently, King Tut had a pair of them shutter shades that Kanye wears in that Stronger video. Before I go on, can I tell you that that song is a total piece of duke. Any of that Mr. Roboto voice modulation shit is an automatic turn off, almost as repellant as soprano sax.
This is a lesser known march completed by Napoleon Bonaparte. He had his army storm Normandy on Beach Cruisers. You have to remember at this time, this bicycle technology was very, very cutting edge and it simply baffled the opponents.
flickr: by Neil Rickards
Unless, you’re traveling to Cork, Ireland to perform the sacred ritual of kissing the Blarney Stone you’ll need a funny tshirt specifically for St. Patrick’s Day.
Sure try again, but do so after coming to the bare bones, cold light realization that you are not Chuck Norris. You’re a lesser human. You will never succeed as Chuck succeeds. You will never reach the heights that Chuck has reached. You will never fight Bruce Lee to the death, lose, then get right back up and continue a remarkable acting career.
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