This shirt is lascivious and full of innuendo and I simply love it. Why? Oh, I think you know. You know where IT is under, so don’t play coy with me. Let’s get straight to the facts, keep it real and not put on fronts. If you dig REAL communication. If you crave heart-to-heart. If you like tshirts that say “underwear,” then you really ought to get this Underwear? Oh, I think you know tshirt.
Only those in the know, know that underwear is really a question. I’m pretty sure James Bond used this line in Octopussy.
Headline: Barney and Barney actor skeleton found well preserved in East Los Angeles Dig
You can only guess where the archeologists are going to dig up this specimen in a thousand years. Probably after shooting Barney & Friends the perverted “actor” that plays the scary purple educational mutant, goes down back alleys and seedy boulevards in sunny, smoggy LA to find what gets him off. Crack cocaine, rusty handcuffs and Orangina.
Talkin’ ’bout taken MMA to the next level. Bring the yarn, paint brushes and writing paper. Real men love crafts and ninja outfits. This shirt is nearly perfect. It just needs raw macaroni noodles, paste, construction paper and glitter to be the pinnacle of crafty.
Whatever the case, that’s a pretty sweet summer camp: Want the kids out of the house for the summer? They can kick ass and make crafts at the Triangle Y, the well-rounded place to cart your kids.
This is a very informative shirt. And stylish too. It’s always good reference for the important questions in life and arms-length away, and this lovely depiction of all the cranes you need to know can be right on your body at all times (especially if you don’t mind wearing really smelly clothes or buying seven as these tshirts and putting them in rotation).
Really, you’re going to the absolute essentials when you’re talking communing with nature, commercial real estate development and the Karate Kid, so you need this shirt to become a fully realized being.
You ever seen a true Mandolin hero wailin’? If you have to think about it, you never have, ‘cuz if you’ve been in the presence of a Mandolin hero doing her thing, we’ll you’ve witnessed REAL magic.
It’s like mystical shit. None of this David Blaine weakness. Anyway, celebrate the power of magic mandolin music by getting the Mandolin Hero shirt.
The more mandolin players you can encourage, the better this world will be. Do it for the children. Do it for the ever-loving children and the next seven generations and for that Olympic diver that did the belly flop from 10 meters.
