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Underwear? Oh, I think you know tshirt

August 30th, 2008 · No Comments · Funny T shirt of the Day

This shirt is lascivious and full of innuendo and I simply love it. Why? Oh, I think you know. You know where IT is under, so don’t play coy with me. Let’s get straight to the facts, keep it real and not put on fronts. If you dig REAL communication. If you crave heart-to-heart. If you like tshirts that say “underwear,” then you really ought to get this Underwear? Oh, I think you know tshirt.

Only those in the know, know that underwear is really a question. I’m pretty sure James Bond used this line in Octopussy.


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Prehistoric Freak tshirt

August 29th, 2008 · No Comments · Funny T shirt of the Day

Headline: Barney and Barney actor skeleton found well preserved in East Los Angeles Dig

You can only guess where the archeologists are going to dig up this specimen in a thousand years. Probably after shooting Barney & Friends the perverted “actor” that plays the scary purple educational mutant, goes down back alleys and seedy boulevards in sunny, smoggy LA to find what gets him off. Crack cocaine, rusty handcuffs and Orangina.

Look far into the future and celebrate with Prehistoric freak tshirt


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Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts tshirt

August 28th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Talkin’ ’bout taken MMA to the next level. Bring the yarn, paint brushes and writing paper. Real men love crafts and ninja outfits. This shirt is nearly perfect. It just needs raw macaroni noodles, paste, construction paper and glitter to be the pinnacle of crafty.

Whatever the case, that’s a pretty sweet summer camp: Want the kids out of the house for the summer? They can kick ass and make crafts at the Triangle Y, the well-rounded place to cart your kids.

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Know Your Cranes Tshirt

August 27th, 2008 · No Comments · Funny T shirt of the Day

This is a very informative shirt. And stylish too. It’s always good reference for the important questions in life and arms-length away, and this lovely depiction of all the cranes you need to know can be right on your body at all times (especially if you don’t mind wearing really smelly clothes or buying seven as these tshirts and putting them in rotation).

Really, you’re going to the absolute essentials when you’re talking communing with nature, commercial real estate development and the Karate Kid, so you need this shirt to become a fully realized being.

Get the Know Your Cranes tshirt now.


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Mandolin Hero tshirt

August 26th, 2008 · No Comments · Funny T shirt of the Day

You ever seen a true Mandolin hero wailin’? If you have to think about it, you never have, ‘cuz if you’ve been in the presence of a Mandolin hero doing her thing, we’ll you’ve witnessed REAL magic.

It’s like mystical shit. None of this David Blaine weakness. Anyway, celebrate the power of magic mandolin music by getting the Mandolin Hero shirt.

The more mandolin players you can encourage, the better this world will be. Do it for the children. Do it for the ever-loving children and the next seven generations and for that Olympic diver that did the belly flop from 10 meters.


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