
Want to feel important? You can be a walking cocktail book Lebowski style. Don’t worry these “Caucasians” aren’t only for Caucasians, this shirt is good for fan White Russian or Lebowski fan. Vodka, then coffee liquor goes into a glass. Don’t have any fancy cream? Just half-ass it with some half-and-half.
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Not sure what that headline means. I think I was trying to grab some attention with a sensationalistic approach. Did it work?
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Happy squirrel week! Wait! What? I thought it was squirrel week. I put my squirrel shirt on just for the occasion. I was planning on wearing it through Sunday, but my producer tells me it is actually shark week!
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It’s shark week so this Sharks are Jawsome T shirt is entirely appropriate to feature on t-shirt of the day. Hope you appreciate the synergy I’ve got going here with the nasty killer beasts of the sea. Basically, I liken myself to sharks because I never stop moving and shaking, finding you, my dear reader the best funny t shirts on all of the world wide Internets.
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The zombie and mummy sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes loss of limbs and unraveling of bandages, and bad smells, and eyes popping out, and straggly hair in weird places, and stuff like that.
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I like this upside down concept in regard to Australia. It’s clever. And an upside down kangaroo is always something to see, which is why I give my five-star stamp of approval to this Australia The Land From Down Under T Shirt. Do you like this shirt? Have you been to Australia? Do you think of kangaroos, barbies, crocodiles, and that Sydney Opera House or whatever it is, when Australia comes up? What are you thinking now? Perhaps something like “will Booker ever stop asking all these inane questions.”
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This turtle reads poetry and listens to poetry on his iPod. And, he sips whiskey neat. And has an occasional toke of grass. And, his girlfriend is really skinny with bad posture and acne. And, they don’t have carnal relations. At least that’s what I assume when I look at this Turtle Turtleneck T Shirt. Do you think I nailed his M.O.
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That “e” has a tilde, actually I don’t know what that punctuation is, but it’s all kinds of French looking. At the whispy curly cue moustache and you have a bit of a wordplay slash image play, and it’s quite cute. Do you agree?
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You’ll show your age with this one. All the five-year-olds will think you’re a grandparent, but you have to keep the spirit and memory of Pluto as a planet alive with this Back In My day We Had Nine Planets T Shirt. There have been quite a few shirts that touch on this somewhat controversial topic, but if the archbishop of astronomy says Pluto is a no go as a planet, all you have to do is bow your head and accept it. And lament the fact that the mobile you made it 4th grade is now totally out of date
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