Want to feel important? You can be a walking cocktail book Lebowski style. Don’t worry these “Caucasians” aren’t only for Caucasians, this shirt is good for fan White Russian or Lebowski fan. Vodka, then coffee liquor goes into a glass. Don’t have any fancy cream? Just half-ass it with some half-and-half.

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As you can see on the banner, you can grab a sweet 20% off your entire order right now by using code OhNoAShark20 as long as one of the shirts you purchase has a shark on it. That’s a jawsome deal.

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Not  sure what that headline means. I think I was trying to grab some attention with a sensationalistic approach. Did it work?

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Happy squirrel week! Wait! What? I thought it was squirrel week. I put my squirrel shirt on just for the occasion. I was planning on wearing it through Sunday, but my producer tells me it is actually shark week!

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It’s shark week so this Sharks are Jawsome T shirt is entirely appropriate to feature on t-shirt of the day. Hope you appreciate the synergy I’ve got going here with the nasty killer beasts of the sea. Basically, I liken myself to sharks because I never stop moving and shaking, finding you, my dear reader the best funny t shirts on all of the world wide Internets.

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This is a lovely bit of news story-related t shirtery. Right there sitting on the old school rotary phone is Ruport Murdoch, the head douche at News Corp, which is a news gathering organization that has been accused of tapping the phone lines of 9/11 victims. Pretty shady business and this I’d Tap That T Shirt brings Rupert’s ugliness to the forefront.

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The zombie and mummy sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, first comes love then comes loss of limbs and unraveling of bandages, and bad smells, and eyes popping out, and straggly hair in weird places, and stuff like that.

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I like this upside down concept in regard to Australia. It’s clever. And an upside down kangaroo is always something to see, which is why I give my five-star stamp of approval to this Australia The Land From Down Under T Shirt. Do you like this shirt? Have you been to Australia? Do you think of kangaroos, barbies, crocodiles, and that Sydney Opera House or whatever it is, when Australia comes up? What are you thinking now? Perhaps something like “will Booker ever stop asking all these inane questions.”

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This turtle reads poetry and listens to poetry on his iPod. And, he sips whiskey neat. And has an occasional toke of grass. And, his girlfriend is really skinny with bad posture and acne. And, they don’t have carnal relations. At least that’s what I assume when I look at this Turtle Turtleneck T Shirt. Do you think I nailed his M.O.

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Every stoner celebrates 420, and every proud stoner wears a shirt to commemorate the day. So, pay homage to The Dude: Lebowski played by Jeff Bridges and pickup a The Big Lebowski Urban Achievers Lebowski 420 T-shirt. People will flock around you to ask if they could join Lebowski’s Little Urban Achievers, but we know that in reality they just want another toke or a light.

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That “e” has a tilde, actually I don’t know what that punctuation is, but it’s all kinds of French looking. At the whispy curly cue moustache and you have a bit of a wordplay slash image play, and it’s quite cute. Do you agree?

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You better believe there’s a test before you are even allowed to buy this Ocarina I’m a Player T Shirt. Seriously, Snorg Tees hits you up on the Skype video chat and you have to play the Song of Storms 95% perfectly to qualify to buy the tee.

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You’ll show your age with this one. All the five-year-olds will think you’re a grandparent, but you have to keep the spirit and memory of Pluto as a planet alive with this Back In My day We Had Nine Planets T Shirt. There have been quite a few shirts that touch on this somewhat controversial topic, but if the archbishop of astronomy says Pluto is a no go as a planet, all you have to do is bow your head and accept it. And lament the fact that the mobile you made it 4th grade is now totally out of date

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