Zombie Time T Shirt

by on August 16, 2011

Man that’s a gross image, but all you zombie lovers out there dig this kind of thing. I know, because you tell me almost on a daily basis. I made that up, but this Zombie Time T Shirt is certain to appeal to fans of the undead, especially since it’s got the funny bits like the watch with Dawn, Day, Shaun, Night. So, basically, this also is a shout out to the movie, Shaun of the Dead, which all zombie freaks loved, also. Win Win right here from Busted Tees.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger used to work out ’til he passed out, which is like one step beyond just puking. And look where it got him. Mr. Universe 22 years in a row. Best actor award 12 times. Rated top governor ever in the history of the United States, and a illicit relationship with a dumpy maid. This is the kind of man you need to draw inspiration from. Add this Plank Til You Puke T Shirt for more inspiration and you will be unstopable.

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This whole Cave Johnson Portal 2 business is pretty entertaining, almost makes me want to break my mom’s anti-gaming rule, and pick this one up just to hear Cave Johnson give his motivational speech about life giving you lemons. Sometimes the advice you get from well-meaning people in your life just isn’t strong enough. It’s watered down so the masses can accept it, but if you have a little more juice than the average Joe, then you need to hear some words of wisdom with a little spice added. And this is what you get with this When Life Gives You Lemons, Burn Life’s House Down T Shirt.

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There is no dilly dallying here. It’s straight to the word/image play, and it’s strong. That pencil wants a gunfight at the OK Corral at sun up, and, unless you’re a lily livered, yellow-bellied, chicken you will be there and accept the challenge. Of course, that No. 2 pencil looks like a dude I don’t want any part of. He looks he could really put some holes in you real quick. I mean look at that belt and hat and facial expression. He ain’t messin’. Plus, look at those super angry lines he’s drawing. That says “you’re dead!”

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No idea what this means. I’m guessing that blue whale with the pipe is from some movie. The narwhal could be from Elf perhaps. Wait, where’s the “e” in narwhal? Something is missing. Then we have a done up unicorn with lipstick, necklace, and matching earrings, and a lovely blond perm. Actually, there’s no movie reference here, we just have a sweet little family portrait where the whale and unicorn went all inter-species with their relationship, and the result of their copulation, was a little narwhal, which has the whale body and the unicorn horn. I mean, where else did that crazy ass tusk/horn thing come from.

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Some people really are against planking. That’s stupid. Like being against clean air, babies, and Clyde Drexler. It’s not nonconformist, because that can be productive and useful. It’s more psycho or sociopath. And that’s not cool. Planking is an unalienable right and when you wear the Sorry for Planking T Shirt, you are standing up for this right. And that’s important.

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Busted Tees Coupon Code

by on August 14, 2011

Coupon Code: TEEGROOVES [Use it]
Expires: September 15, 2011
Discount: 25% off all orders at BustedTees.com

Hey! This is awesome. This is a special coupon code just for Tshirt Groove readers. 25% off your order through September 15, 2011. If my 3rd grade education serves me right that’s like a quarter of the price off. For instance, if the shirt costs $20, which many of Busted Tees shirts do, you will only pay $15. I might need to get some Einstein to varify that, but that’s my understanding.

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Abraham Plankin T Shirt

by on August 14, 2011

This is ridiculous and the connection between Plankin and Lincoln is feeble at best. Still, I think that’s probably why I like the Abraham Plankin T Shirt. It causes people that see it to pucker up and get confused and curl up into the safety of the few things they know to be rock-solid truth. The true beauty of this tee from Look At Me Shirts is that you imagine Honest Abe had a stiff posture and gait and would have possibly been the best planking practitioner in history.

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When you hear “assume the position” you often think of someone needing to bend over in order to facilitate an anal raping. Or perhaps bending over to get paddled black and blue for some sort of initiation. This Assume the Position T Shirt brings up a little more festive take on the phrase. Unless, of course, you can’t smoothly get into the position and you hurt yourself. Then, we’re back at assuming the pain and suffering position.

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It’s like the secondary discussion they’re having in the NBA right now as they lock out and quibble over billions. How to enable small market teams to compete with big market teams. Level the hardwood. This Level the Planking Field T Shirt touches on a similar issue. Actually, that’s a terrible comparison.

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This look is now an Internet meme. Any activity that deserves its own fictional association boasts a red, white and blue logo. Where did this start? Well, it actually started with Major League Baseball in 1968. A guy by the name of Jerry Dior put it together while working for New York-based marketing company, Sandgren & Murtha.

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Hey now, I just did a review of Look At Me Shirts. And, as you well know, if I take the time to review a t-shirt site, it’s well worth reading at least twice. So, go check that baby out. Ya dig?

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