This is a good one to wear to work or when you’re being very creepy-sleazy in a bar, blitzed out of your mind, feeling up mannequins…you know your average Tuesday night.

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U Mad, Bro? T Shirt

by on September 8, 2011

What we have here is a meme. This particular phrase is used on forums when someone is starting to get mad in a thread. Often considered trolling because this type of smart ass response often fuels the fire. Kind of funny for sure. Go check out Know Your Meme for the full history of this thing.

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Apparently, General Douglas MacArthur returned from somewhere with his crew. And his pants were rolled up and he had a surfboard. The waves in the Phillipines were pretty sweet, and since he’d come all that way to do battle, he didn’t want to waste an opportunity to catch a few waves after the fighting bullshit was over.

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This sloth is hanging in that tree and moving slow and keepin’ it real. He’ll get where he needs to be. Could take 37 hours but that’s okay because he’s a sloth. For some reason I have a hard time comprehending that there are female sloths though I’m pretty sure they exist. I’m not going to do any background research to figure out for sure, but if I was a betting man, and I am, $50 says there are female sloths.

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There is a very little bit of the combination of bows and ties that is cool, but it is out there, and you can find it if you try. To start off with this Venn Diagram Bow Ties Cool T Shirt is pretty great. It harkens back to all the great bow tie wearers of yore, like, ummm, Winston Churchill and Pee Wee Herman.

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Gif Peanut Butter T Shirt

by on September 6, 2011

Available in Men's and Women's Sizes.

Nice little wordplay/imageplay right here. You have the jar that recalls a JIF peanut butter, but you got the word gif, which, of course, is an image type. It’s cool that’s it’s like 8-bit or maybe 16-bit, because that’s cool. Would have been cooler as an animated gif but I’m sure that’s pretty hard to pull off on a t-shirt. Not impossible, but we have enough happening on this GIF Peanut Butter T Shirt to make it a desireable purchase.

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Family Matters had a pretty spectacular run from 1989 to 1998. 215 episodes starring Urkel the nerdy black kid. So now you have this Urkelometer T Shirt that measures how urkel you are. From 0 Urkels, which means you’re pretty cool, to 8.0 Urkels, which is like the red zone of pure nerd with suspenders and cumbersome glasses and high waters.

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Nice way to slip in a very dirty sexual reference. Drop an iceberg in the mix and everybody becomes frigid, except those that truly dig the plea for just the tiniest little bit of sex. If you like the word/imageplay going on here, and you like to convince girls to give it up by promising just the tip. Or if you’re a girl that demands just the tip as you’re getting to know each other then this Just the Tip T Shirt is a no brainer purchase.

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Obviously, Lannister is the wealthiest family in the kingdom. They have a gold lion on red fabric as their crest, and they’re bad asses. I totally watch this Game of Thrones TV show six times a day, so I know exactly what I’m talking about when I tell you that this Damn It Feels Good to Be a Lannister T Shirt will look good on you…if you’re worthy to wear it. And by worthy, I mean you have a smelly beard or high cheek bones, a two-hundred mile stare, and an impending doom vibe.

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Hey, looky here…another bacon-loving t shirt. It’s a meme. It’s the perfect food. It’s what everybody on the Internet wants to eat at all times, and if you disagree you’re wrong, or maybe you should go to the vegetable t shirt website. For all of you greasy carnivores I think that this Either You Like Bacon or You’re Wrong T Shirt is something you should have in your dresser of drawers, ready for that perfect occassion, which is basically every day and all the time.

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Rizzo Tees Coupon Code

by on September 5, 2011

Coupon Code: TEESHIRTSLOL [Use it]
Expires: Never
Discount: 10% off at RizzoTees.com

Rizzo Tees drops some sweet shirts, and now you can get 10% off your order from this fine t-shirt establishment.

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I Hate Clowns Coupon Code

by on September 5, 2011

Coupon Code: YAKKO [Use it]
Expires: Never
Discount: 10% off all orders for new customers of IHateClowns.com 

If you hate clowns or have friends and relatives that hate clowns, but you have never purchased anything from I Hate Clowns, then this coupon code is for you. I Hate Clowns made it clear the coupon was for new customers only.

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