276518 Dad T Shirt

by on March 1, 2013


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This one is supposed to be funny, because you normally see World’s #1 Dad on shirts, but this one has #276,518. As a father, I have to tell you, if I got this shirt from one of my kids, I’d be super happy, because how many dads are out there in the world? 3 billion? 7 billion? At 276,518 were talking upper 1% of the best dads in the world. I’ll take that! That’s not bad at all.

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It’s really pretty refreshing to have a shirt that honestly states something like this, because in reality it’s true. We are all part of the problem. We all have our issues and foibles. Our weaknesses hurt people. There are fears and insecurity. It’s just part of the deal of being human. Best thing you can do is understand and admit it, and then do your best to contribute to a solution.

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Well, Tshirt Hell is really being transparent here. If you wear this t-shirt, you are just the opposite of dressed for success. If you pull out your wallet and spend your hard-earned money on this design, you will increase your chances of failure in life by 86%. By some fluke, you might buck the odds and still succeed even with this shirt, but that’s not likely.

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You’ll ruin it for everyone if you cause a scene right here. You’ll ruin it for everyone if you piss in the punch bowl. You’ll ruin it for everyone if you fart incessantly watching Argo at the theater.

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Insecurity T Shirt

by on March 1, 2013


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This is a beautiful design. Wear it to a club or an event. People will come up to you all flustered and ask you to take care of the super drunk dude lifting up his shirt and asking people to lick his nipples. But, you, instead of confidently walking over there and talking care of the situation, tell the person that you really don’t think you can help. The person starts to be incredulous, because you’re paid for this, but then they look at your shirt again and notice it says Insecurity.

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Photo Credit: Alan Hahn

Here’s an article about Mike Woodson and the shirt, featuring his round face and magnificent goatee, that he is wearing.

Looks like it’s for sale on eBay.

This is a magnificent little piece of clothing. If you read the article, apparently, all of the New York Knick’s assistant coaches have taken to wearing this shirts to all the coaching jam sessions.

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Oh my, the good Doctor is in trouble now. Those scary angel statues that turn you into stone have the box surrounded. More than that, they’re shaking the box. What’s the deal with those angels? If you blink or turn your back when they’re around, you’re dead. Kind of brutal. Now they have the phone box. You sure these aren’t devils?

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Doctor Pooh T Shirt

by on February 28, 2013


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Mashup. Mashup. Mashup. Winnie the Pooh and Doctor Who. When you mix ’em up in a blended you get a sinewy, bloody, hairy mess with a dash of cartoon bear. Just kidding, when you mash ’em up, like the kids are apt to do in the 10s, you get Doctor Pooh. Maybe it should be Doctor the Pooh. Nah, I’m not questioning this design. It’s right on the money.

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Community. See I totally know what’s going on here. This is Troy and Abed. And the sun is up. And they’re up and drinking coffee. It looks like they may be doing a morning show. They are in a Community college, so maybe this is the corny little AM news show that they put together. This clip puts all the pieces together, and makes you want to get the shirt even if you don’t watch the show. Even if you hate the show.

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Fire Ferrets T Shirt

by on February 28, 2013


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The Last Airbender. Needed to get that in there quick to prove I know exactly where this tee is coming from. The Fire Ferrets are a Pro Bending team, which seems to include an earthbender, firebender, and waterbender. Did they have an airbender? It that part of the competition. I have no idea, and I’m not going to find out.

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Tessier Ashpool T Shirt

by on February 27, 2013


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If you’re into William Gibson’s Neuromancer, then you know where this tee is coming from, and I don’t have to pull out my subliminal tricks to get you hot and bothered and ready to pull out your credit card. You’ve already done it.

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Tower of Pancakes T Shirt

by on February 27, 2013


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That is an enormous stack of pancakes. There’s at least a dozen on that plate, dripping with butter, and drizzled with syrup. Isn’t it weird that there are those days where you can just eat a dozen pancakes. It’s like the same mass of food as four sandwiches, which you could never eat, but for some reason the pancakes can just keep going down.

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