“This is my boom stick. It’s a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department…Retails for about $109.95” Raise your hand if you love Bruce Campbell. Now explain to the person in the room with you why you’re raising your hand, nodding your head, and mumbling “I love Bruce…I love Bruce…I love Bruce” over and over again.
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Hey everybody meet Han Solo for the first time in the Cantina. He flew the Millenium Falcon on the Kessel run in less than 12 seconds. “You’ve never heard of the Millenium Falcon?”
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Get a big Q on your chest. If people never watched Doug, they can just appreciate the fact that you have a big Q on your shirt, which is pretty cool on it’s own. Add to the fact that it’s the shirt of a fruity wanna be super hero from an cancelled animated show called Doug, and you’re pretty much the baddest mofo on your block. Unless you don’t get the Quailman T Shirt first. If you’re just getting it because somebody else did then you’re an unoriginal drone slug.
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Both of those dudes, Macho Man Randy Savage and the Kool-Aid Man were crazy enough to run through walls and have a catch phrase of “oh yeah” as in bring on the pain and mayhem, because I relish it. In fact, that’s why they become such fast friends in the 90s, and unfortunately, because neither had an off button, that’s why they died on the road that night. The pitcher broken all over the highway and Macho Man too. God rest both of their souls.
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This Are We Having Fun Yet T Shirt has a pink bow, and I have no idea why. Where does this thing come from? Obviously the saying has been around for like 92 years. Actually according to the Urban Dictionary the phrase was coined by Bill Griffith in his Zippy the Pinhead cartoon. Then it caught on with the general public and was used and abused until it was all used up, and yet you can still hear it exclaimed in exasperation today.
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Love the wordplay right here. And the image is great too. Peter Parker doesn’t even need his web slinging ability when he’s puts on his special Peter Parkour spandex suit without the webbed lines, which gives him parkour abilities and the wonderful elusiveness required to stay away from paying licensing fees to Marvel.
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This obviously is a Breaking Bad T shirt and that’s why it caught your eye. You’re a Breaking Bad fan, so when you see this Greetings From Albuquerque New Mexico Let’s Cook T Shirt, you think to yourself. Damn. I gotta have that tee. And, if that truly is the case, then you’re right. Get the tee. The show is awesome. The trailer is awesome. Albuquerque and surroundings is awesome. And cooking meth is supra coolio.
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This is so true, except if they got the point they were laying down flat as a board on the plank they would be mocked into eternity by ship mates. Not only are they guilty of mutiny (or diddling the captain’s parrot), they are also showing great weakness by not walking the plank with great alacrity. Or maybe pirates are plankers, because they make their captives walk the plank on whims. If this is the case, then you can forgot the entire first bit that I typed up there.
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Let’s go through this Things My Computer is Better At Than Me T Shirt. The computer is better at spelling, math, storing data, but you’re better at kickboxing. At least I hope you’re better than your computer at kickboxing, because if you weren’t either you have the most awesomest computer ever or you’re completely and utterly useless on a physical level.
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Gotta like the cards imagery when referring to the hit song, Everyday I’m Shuffling, by LMFAO. Right? Well, you may say “right” in the comments but I won’t believe it. Talk, or type as the case may be, is cheap. Action is where it’s at, so I suggest if you want to prove you have the right stuff, then you should probably pull out the wallet, grab the credit card and make a smart purchase of this Everyday I’m Shuffling T Shirt. It may be one of the best decisions of your life, and it may change your life so significantly you won’t even recognize yourself in the mirror after you start wearing it.
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“When life gives you lemons, burn life’s house down.” This Cave Johnson Original Combustible Lemons T Shirt is just one of many that I’ve found, but it’s a very welcome addition because it is well designed and has a nice twist on it with the “original combustible lemons” bit.
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It’s always good to put absolute faith in anything that originates on the Internet. It’s the new frontier and it’s 100% trustworthy. Pop ups that say you’ve won the latest iPad. Emails that say you can get your share of $34 million from a Nigerian prince and add 6 inches to your penis. Or even date hot models and actresses in three easy steps. Seriously. Trust all of that stuff. And, trust me…this Trust Me I’m From the Internet T Shirt is awesome. You will be the coolest kid on your block if you own it, but only if you’re the first…or maybe the second.
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