I’m thinking this is sort of sacrilegious in many circles. I mean, this was the last dude to stand up to the corporate oligarchy, and look where that got him. But, he did say this to Jackie O when she walked in on him in flagrante. Jackie rolled her eyes. Marilyn giggled. And John F. Kennedy continued with the business at hand. True story.

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You have to wonder about a culture and time where there’s a hit TV show about a mass murderer, who is celebrated, even as he dumps dismembered bodies into the ocean. It’s a little crazy, but hey the victims are criminals, so it’s cool. Plus, Michael C. Hall conquered cancer in 2010, so you have to root for him and his character, because life is now just a mashup up of entertainment and the day to day.

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This poor dead robot is now part of the living dead robot horde, and will now be on an eternal quest for processors, which is what the waking dead robots crave, instead of the brains that living dead humans go for. I imagine it’s a little cleaner process with robots than humans. Less blood and gore, though I guess wiring and maybe oily parts might make for a decent mess.

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This is a good one for a Monday. Wouldn’t you say? Although, it would have been much better at about 8:15 AM, when I moped into the office staring at 8.5 hours mind numbing corporate slaggery. Would have hit home, just like Muddy Waters’ “I Can’t Be Satisfied” always hits me deep. This is a blues-based shirt perfect for my blues-based brain (I have to credit Marc Maron for that phrase).

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I have no idea what this means. I know that Gallifrey is the home planet of Doctor Who. And, I’m sure there’s an easy explanation as to why there’s two hearts, like it has two moons. Or it has two manifestations according to which portal you enter. Or some crazy sci-fi construct like that. By the way, who decided it was scy-fy instead of sci-fi. Doesn’t make any sense. Probably happened like 6 years ago and I’m not just getting wind of it. But, that’s not what we’re here to discuss. We’re talking about the I Heart Heart Gallifrey T Shirt, which is totally something you should purchase if you love Doctor Who, and totally know exactly what this means.

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This shirt is ridiculous. Who would ever think to create a shirt with a bunch of lined sticky notes reminding oneself never to take mental notes? Who’s going to buy this Mental Note T Shirt? I could be wrong but Mental Note: you never ever remember mental notes…take actual notes does not make for a good t-shirt that the hip Internet people, who stumble on this thing, would ever buy. There’s never ever going to be word of mouth buzz either because no one’s talking about this thing. Finally, no self-respecting t-shirt blog would write about this tee.

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Hey, you’re into the whole zombie phenomenon. And if you’re not, you can go ahead and walk away, because you’re no friend of mine. JK JK JK. I still will dig you, but you probably want to move on to a different post like my top Care Bear t shirts review or something.

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I Love Apple Pi T Shirt

by on November 6, 2011

Nice wordplay image hijinx transitive pictograph verbalization right here. If you’re a true goofy Patriotic American, Apple Fanboy, math and/or science nerd, this I Love Apple Pi T Shirt is definitely for you. Apple Pie is one of the standby’s of being an old school patriot, along with mom, baseball, and actually preferring to have a rule of law, rather than the current oligarchical rule of money.

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This is funny. Rorschach is a badass and someone you would think wouldn’t sell out space on his face for quick cash. But, some soulless corporation got to him (everybody…EVERYBODY has a price) and now he’s got a static QR code on his face, which, when you point your smart device at it, gives you 65 cents off your next purchase of a Big Mac. Rorschach gets 20 cents for everyone that downloads the coupon.

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If you like Dr. Who you probably will like this fine t-shirt by 604 Republic. I don’t actually watch the show, which has been running for a record, 186 years, but I know many people that do and they’re fanatics (and geeks, but I don’t say that to their faces, because they might know how to hack my social accounts, and steal my identity, and give me a no-touch STD). Anyways, this Dr. Who Doctor T Shirt has lots of Dr. Who imagery that will positively delight any fan of the show.

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This is a beautiful sentiment. It doesn’t matter, which frickin party the next President comes from. Doesn’t matter what he promises during the election. Doesn’t matter who he elects to his cabinet. He or she is going to be just as corrupt as the one before. You cannot get into a place to be elected president without a lot of dirty dealing and soul selling .

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When it comes to celebrate Sub Zero, the ice ninja, from Mortal Kombat, what better way than this Sub Zero’s Refrigeration Repair T Shirt spoof. It’s funny and cool and something you should probably own before the end of the month. Am I right?

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