Sean Connery played submarine captain Marko Ramius in the Hunt for Red October and his evasive tactics were not well regarded by the crew since they got hammered by a torpedo because he ignored their warnings. If you’re not familiar with the movie, you will probably not be interested in the Ramius Naval Officer Training T Shirt. But guess what? I can get you totally up to speed in under two minutes.

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This Propeller Beanie Chimp T shirt is the perfect gift for that impossible to buy for person on your list, who seems to have everything. They do not have this shirt. But they should. First of all, it features a chimp and that’s awesome. Next, that chimp is wearing one of those beanie hats with the propellers, which makes the chimp doubly awesome. Finally, this wonderful design by Tee Tower is printed up on American Apparel shirt stock, which is the best stuff you’re gonna find.

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I didn’t know this show was done by the Director of Shawshank Redemption. That’s some chops there. I’ve never seen the show and, of course, you know why. I’m not allowed to watch TV. Anyways, I did watch the trailer below and it looks pretty darn compelling. Sheriff Grimes looking for his wife and boy after waking up in the hospital.

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And, so what if we’re more. So what if we’re passionate lovers. She’s lonely. Dad is always at work. Totally ignores her. She’s still got a lot of lovin’ to give, but you’ll need to remember the truth by getting this I Swear Your Mom and I Are Just Facebook Friends T Shirt. There’s all kinds of creepy going on with this tee, but the mostest is that that kid is about nine years old. That’s jailbait for mommy.

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This Improv Everywhere T Shirt is all about that group in New York City that causes scenes. If you’re into random improv theater in public, well then, you probably need to check out Improv Everywhere. You won’t be alone. They have almost 200 million views of their videos.

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Available in Men's and Women's sizes.

I’m sure if they’re saying something about some of the feminine qualities of link or if there’s confusion about the name Zelda. Or if Zelda isn’t really the most heroic character in the game, so why’s it named after her. Or maybe this Zelda is a Girl T Shirt is just an easy way for big LOZ fans to answer the most common question about the game. Who is Zelda?

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These snowmen can’t figure out why they’re smelling carrots. You see, snowmen actually have nose underneath the surface of their faces. When you think you’re so damn cute ramming a carrot there, it’s actually quite painful and disorienting for these poor creatures. Oh well just another holiday festivity casualty. We can talk about Christmas trees and that awful tradition in Scandanavian countries involving small people and pine cones, but I’m going to stop before we all forget the true meaning of the season…

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It’s a book. It’s a video game. It’s a movie. Of course it is, because it wouldn’t be worth a damn if it wasn’t all three…at least in this crazy marketing, cross promotion, product rollout culture we live in. Oh and it’s this Hunger Game’s T Shirt as well. Sometimes Busted Tees does charity shirts to raise money for cool causes, so I thought this was a special event to feed homeless people.

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Who needs Jedi mind tricks when you can just put a disco mustache and wig on C3PO and a mustache on R2D2, and get by any Imperial Stormtrooper checkpoint? Forget all the studying and practicing and meditation, and those awkward student mentor moments with Yoda, where you can’t figure what backward ass thing he’s saying, and just go to the costume shop instead.

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Another very nicely executed design from Digerati. If you’re a little bit of a science geek and a lot bit of a humor freak, then you need this Ah The Element of Surprise T Shirt, because it’s down right funny.

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When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.

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This is a terrible shirt. How can the designer of this I Don’t Exist Santa T Shirt live with herself? What about the children? What kind of existential questions is this thing gonna bring up their impressionable minds that aren’t ready for such mortal struggle.

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