Nice random little twist on the wolf in sheep’s clothing. Now that I think about it, what the hell does sheep’s clothing mean? I could understand sheep’s skin or sheep’s pelt, but sheep’s clothing makes no sense. Though I don’t make it to rural parts very often, so maybe sheep have a particular clothing they were. Some denim short pants and maybe a flannel button down. Is that what the wolf is dressed in? Is that how the wolf sneaks in to peaceable gatherings and wreaks havoc. Jorts and flannel gets you in the door take 15 minutes to get acclimated to the scene, then piss in the punch bowl, bite the hostess in the butt, and slap a sheep’s face…hard.

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Someone did not get the Christmas story when they were younger, so when they heard a prowler on the roof they were ready. Now, everything is ruined, all because Santa messed with the wrong house. Of course, what I really want to know is what taxidermist went ahead and mounted Donner, Blitzen and Santa Claus? Was this a back alley job? Is there a black market for highly inappropriate stuffing? These are the things that get stirred up when I see this No Christmas T Shirt.

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Not really sure what to say about this shirt other than it’s really cool looking. Kind of a hipster looking dude with the jacket, button down, shoes, pants…you know the drill, but instead of a bearded face and thick-rimmed glasses, we have a horse head. Not sure if he’s in the middle of a dance move or he’s been caught stealing candy bars from the liquor store, but the image is full of kinetic energy. And, of course, that is why you should get this Eddie Horse Head T Shirt right now.

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Jason uses a lot of weapons to kill people in the very fine cinematic series Friday the 13th. I’m not into horror films myself. In fact, I can’t stand them because they’re gross and they scare me, and I get neurotic, and therapists are expensive, and they want to keep seeing me, because I don’t show a lot of progress. But, I encourage anybody that’s down with the bloody, gory, scary shit to seriously consider the merits of this Jason’s Arsenal T Shirt. It is pretty ingenious with weapons shaped as the iconic mask.

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This lamp has made it onto a lot of t-shirts, but this Leg Lamp T Shirt stands out. I like the black art on the red shirt color. Very classy looking shirt, which it needs to be, because the lamp was a major award. How many times have you seen A Christmas Story? Three times. Five times. Two dozen. It’s a very watchable film, and is perfect for getting you in the holiday spirit. Take the experience up one notch and get the t-shirt to wear as you watch the movie.

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It’s a classic Christmas movie t-shirt, featuring the doofus thieves from Home Alone.

The Wet Bandits, Marv and Harry, Escaped. Be on the lookout. Warning: These criminals are armed and clumsy. I have to admit Home Alone was an entertaining movie, Marv and Harry were pretty slapstick hilarious. Do you need any more reasons, during this holiday season to purchase the Home Alone Wet Bandits T Shirt and wear it all year ’round.

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Here’s a good one for all you kiddies out there. Get over the lie. Embrace the truth. Move on with your life. Get the Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt because it’s the brutal truth, it’s funny, and Santa is flippin’ the bird, which is something you don’t see everyday, unless the world makes it to the future as seen in Idiocracy. Then you probably will see that everyday…

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Gingerbread is kind of a holiday treat, so this You’ll Never Catch Me I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt certainly has a place on this site as we charge right through the middle of the holiday season. Plus the green shirt with nice red accentuation makes this the perfect thing to wear to your most anticipated festive gathering.

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The Muppets did Pigs in Space back in the day, and then they came out with the feature film this year, so naturally Snorg Tees hopped on the buzz train and put out this Pigs in Space T Shirt. Are you a fan of The Muppets? Did you see The Muppets on opening day in November? Was it as good as previous movies and the show? I need to know these things even though I didn’t watch much of the show or see any of the movies.

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I love this I’m the 1 Percent T Shirt. First, 1% milk blows. It’s a watery mess nobody should have to endure. If you’re going to do milk DO WHOLE MILK. So 1% is already conjuring up negative associations, which is good. Next,this milk carton dude is too dapper to be cool. You know how you can dress well and be okay, but if you go too far, like with a monocle, you’ve officially hit douchebag status. That’s where Mr. Milk is.

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Some how pineapples pop up in this show all the time. It’s a thing. Below is  a video showing a handful of pineapple citings. I like pineapple myself. I feel like wearing a shirt featuring a pineapple, like this I’ve Heard It Both Ways Pineapple T Shirt would be great. In fact, there should be a line of shirts just featuring fruit, because fruit is pretty cool and delicious.

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Sometimes you just need to pick up a hand-stenciled Monster Truck T Shirt and wear it on random occasions.

Am I right? I think I am. You may not even be into monster trucks or hand-stenciled designs, but that’s the beauty of it. Next time you go to a house party, they ask to take your coat, and you say “of course,” revealing this cool shirt as you hand it to them to throw on the master bed. They’ll give a double take, but not have time to ask you about it, because they have more coats to grab.

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