I love Pulp Fiction. I love the burgers for breakfast scene. Samuel L. Jackson is spectacular. I love how he eats the dude’s Big Kahuna Burger and washes it down with Sprite. And, I’m sure you love these things too, which means there is no reason to not love this Big Kahuna Burger T Shirt. Damn that movie came out 17 years ago. Seeing it in the theater was the greatest moment in my life, because, for some reason, my mom was in a good mood (might of had something to do with that plumber fixing the bathroom fixture…as she made sure he was doing a proper job with the door closed…man those water pipes make weird dying dog noises), and she let me go to the theater, and even gave me $5.25 to see the matinee. I road my banana seat bike over to the Cineplex, and enjoyed the heck out of that fine Tarantino film.

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No I’m not selling Elvis name tags. No I’m not angling for a role in Bubba Ho-Tep 2. What I am doing is bringing attention to a great Hello My Name is Elvis Name Tag T Shirt. And, here’s why I’m doing it. Big Nut Tees let me know they had a collection of awesome t-shirts, so I went over there to check out the goods. Lo and behold I found this Elvis Name Tag garment, which makes perfect sense for this time of year, because, after Vince Guaraldi, Elvis put out the best Xmas music, as long as you skip the overtly Christian and stick with the secular pop tunes. He just brings too much gravity to the religious stuff, where he’s playful and swingin’ with light-hearted holiday fare.

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I love t shirts that celebrate misheard lyrics. They’re always pretty funny. This one also skews toward adorable with those cuddling little bunnies doing the martial arts thing. Somebody you know will love this Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T Shirt. Wait, it’s not Christmas any more. Who cares about anybody else. You will like this tee from Look At Me Shirts and you will be comfortable and proud as you wear it.

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Kind of a cute shirt, unless you just ran over a Vietnam vet, who was helping an old lady cross the street. Then, the cuteness factor kind of wears off. But, if you’re managing your inebriation properly, and are not driving near those less fortunate, then you should wear this Oops I’m Drunk T Shirt proudly. In fact, stumble up to people, stare at them for a beat and a half, then point at the shirt. They’ll love it.

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I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.

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A mashup of Carmen Miranda and a Storm Trooper. How cliche. Just kidding. This Storm Trooper Miranda T Shirt is spectacular. I mean you really can’t lose when a Storm Trooper from Star Wars is taken out of context and placed in other whacky positions, and having tons of colorful necklaces and a fruit basket on his head, makes this particular Storm Trooper funny and appealing.

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That sushi roll has been stabbed! Oh what the chopstick purists must think about this one. It’s like a deep wound. An affront to the proper etiquette tenets. I want to be the person that cries “foul” at this atrocity, but I’m strangely attracted to its menace.

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What we have here is an 8-bit mashup and some wordplay. First, you have the 8-bit heart. 8-bit is a meme that stands for the good old days…like putting an analog tape cassette on a t-shirt, or a rotary phone, or rule of law in the United States. Anyways, that’s piece number one to the mashup. Piece number two is the allusion to vampires. Love and biting is all up in ever True Blood and Twilight and all those vampire entertainment programs. Of course, the wordplay is spelling bites with a “y”, which helps usher in the 8-bit concept.

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I like this one. There’s that corny line about never wanting to hurt you, who ever steps into a relationship and consciously wants to hurt the other person? Does that really happen? Maybe subconsciously because your mom burned your Farrah Fawcett poster when you were 13, but there aren’t many people that go into a relationship to intentionally inflict harm, and, if they do, there are pretty strong indicators that keep others away.

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This is the way to treat a pedophile. Make t-shirts mocking and taunting him. This State Penn T Shirt is a beauty, the shower being a very nice extra touch, because he diddled kids that went to his football camp in the shower, and once he gets convicted, then he’ll be diddled in the shower in prison. Then, he’ll probably be killed, which is what needs to happen.

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Busted Tees $10 Tee Sale

by on December 26, 2011

115 shirts available for $10 at Busted Tees right now. You better go jump on this deal. There are some very nifty shirts going for real cheap over there. There’s no indication when this thing will be over, but I’m guessing it isn’t going to last past the new year.

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I love these rogue Starbucks logo knockoffs. Especially when they reference some random super popular video game. The combo makes for a perfect t-shirt miracle, which I thought it was appropriate to feature on Christmas day. Then, if you happen to like Skyrim and coffee, then you could take some of that check you got from your Auntie Ethel apply and use it to buy some of this Skyrim Coffee T Shirt business.

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