When you think about it brains do look kind of delicious. Like the meat scooped out of a tropical fruit. Fresh, sweet and satisfyingly tasty. I mean look at that little pile of grey matter on the bear trap. Wouldn’t you want to tuck into that any day…any time? I know I would!

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Nice little play on the There Will Be Blood movie title, which was a movie I liked a lot. So, the question is…does this cheapen the film by inserting a popular food meme into the title. I say, Daniel Day Lewis’ performance was too good for any such There Will Be Bacon T Shirt to sully it, even if that shirt from Snorg Tees sells 42 million units as projected.

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Wordplay alert! Wordplay! Wordplay! It’s funny because it’s true. Algebra is always asking for the X. It’s good that this Dear Algebra Stop Asking Us to Find Your X T Shirt exists because algebra needs an intervention. Algebra is basing all his major decisions in life on the fact that his X, Lydia, is indeed coming back…that she’s just getting some space and the relationship will be back and better than ever very soon. Those looking from the outside in, know this is definitely not the case.

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I look at the Llama on this Llama Love T Shirt and I can only think about Napoleon Dynamite and their pet llama out in the sticks of Idaho. He’s feeding the poor animal ham and other lovely bits of table scraps: “eat the food!”  I just saw the movie again, so that’s probably why I’m thinking about it.  It’s one of the greatest comedy films ever.

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This is the second ODB t shirt in about a week that I have Stumbled Upon. What magnificence! Dude was the real deal back in the day, before he died of complications from scabies, AIDS, crack, and gonorrhea. I just made up the cause of death, but he was a wild child, so some of that shit is probably accurate. Anyways, his best song was Dirty Dancing, so you’re going to need to listen to it now on your iPod or if for some unfathomable reason, you don’t have instant access to it, you’re gonna need to listen to the video below. Okay? Do as I say. It’s the new year and this is the way to kick it off.

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Happy New Year!

If you like the game Skyrim, then you probably need to own this Detected T Shirt because it looks cool. Actually, even if you don’t know what the hell Skyrim is or you have never taken an arrow to the knee, you still probably want this tee, because it has a creepy surveillance, Big Brother, 1984, Fascist feel to it, which comes in real handy as you navigate your way through 2012 in any Banker Occupied “1st” world nation.

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Happy New Year’s Eve! As we reflect on 2011 and think ahead to the improvements we want to make for 2012, I thought this Waldo transformation design was very appropriate.

This Ninja Waldo will be found only if he wants to be found. More likely, he’ll find you if you’re in his sights for whatever reason. That red-striped shirt and beanie always made Waldo seem like kind of a dork, so this Ninja Waldo T Shirt paints him in an entirely new light. I like it. Do you?

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I can’t quite put my finger on why I like this shirt. There is some element that really draws me. Maybe it’s a subliminal thing. Or maybe it’s the colors. Or geez I just can’t quite wrap my mind around what is so appealing. Is anyone else having this sort of visceral reaction to this Girl Vs. Robot T shirt?

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Hey, if there’s anything I can recommend with no compunction, it’s that you should listen to an old guy that wears a tie and smokes a pipe. It’s just one of my rules that I don’t break. Sometimes in life you have to narrow your choices to remain level headed, and if you can find consistent wisdom flowing then make sure you tap in, because it saves you time, energy and sanity.

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Love the Hello Kittie living dead look here. We go from oh so cute global kitty phenomenon to the shoulder bone hanging out and dripping. Nasty kitty. Nasty. This is why if you’re a sicko then you probably need to get this Hello Zombie T Shirt right now. It fits your style and schtick, plus it’s just a little tweak to those Hello Kitty lovers, who are slightly absurd in their own way. Actually, I can envision a world where a Hello Kitty also loves Hello Zombie. It’s like matching the outfit to the mood or time of year. It’s an accessory to go with the ripped stockings and dark eye make up you got going for a night on the town.

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Most intense chess match ever. Nice little mashup of chess and Mortal Kombat. Scorpion is totally going check mate the hell out of Sub-Zero. Finish him! Finish him right now! Finish him forever! Like this funny Mortal Kombat Chess Match T Shirt? Then, visit Tshirt Bordello and get many as you and your friends and your favorite relatives would like. Right now!

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Down on his luck dude finds sunglasses that enable to him to see the truth behind the human masks. Aliens! And, they’re trying to brainwash the people into submission with messages like Obey Consume Conform Sleep. John Carpenter, who’s a horror dude, directed this film, so there’s probably some blood and gore in it. And perhaps it’s a bit of a cult classic. I have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m trying to piece together bits and pieces to come up with some sort of narrative.

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