Here’s all the words on this special Rob Zombie-inspired shirt: Captain Spaulding World Famous Fried Chicken and Gasoline. It just tastes so damn good. Exit 13 Off Route 1 at Riggsville. If you’re a Zombie fan you have probably seen House of 1000 Corpses and know exactly what this Captain Spaulding Fried Chicken and Gasoline T Shirt is talking about. And if you know exactly that I’m pretty sure you’re feeling a tingle right now that’s telling you you probably should own this shirt. If I’m speaking truth then don’t hesitate, because the tingle always knows.

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Adam Sandler comedy movies are pretty absurdly terrible, so what’s wrong with me that I snicker when I watch the Bob Barker fight scene in Happy Gilmore. It’s ridiculous and terrible and hilarious. If you’re a fan with kind of crazy hijinx you’re probably going to need to pick the change from under the seat of your car and get this The Price is Wrong Bitch T Shirt.

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Little known fact that Albert Einstein liked to mess around with biology when not devising theories and hypotheses about energy, physics, and pottery. He’s the one that drew up the human centipede that was long forgotten for being too weird, but picked up as a film script in the modern day, because today people are perverted, sick and twisted and want to watch cinema about evil doctors binding the gastrointestinal systems of three people like a centipede.

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I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.

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Sweet lord, nice little mashup with the Doctors. Doctor Who and Doctor Seuss with Horton the elephant standing by the ubiquitous telephone booth from which all the magic of the long standing syfy series flows.

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Night of the Creeps mixed with Beaker of The Muppets makes a very nice little tee for all the boys and girls with a little horror film/puppet love.

Go ahead and pick up a Night of the Meeps T Shirt and you will see the respect you get from your family, neighbors, coworkers, and peers rise exponentially. Seriously. It’s proven. People will respect you at least 59% more when you wear this shirt.

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Lot’s of people have that spinning in the head that won’t stop no matter what they do. They have insomnia. They can’t focus. It’s all moving just too fast. Normally, this type of hamster brain requires drugs, alcohol, brownies, or auto-asphyxiation to slow it down enough to really have some peace mind, all of which can get you in trouble.

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Edgar Allan Poe was so dark and miserable and everybody just thought he was born that way. Or in the modern day therapy culture, they probably spoke of imbalances in the brain, and the need for some psychotropic meds. However, it has recently come to light that the only thing he really needed was an outlet for his deep desire to move his body to the rhythm.

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The Cool Story Bro meme has been going strong now for awhile, and it’s only getting stronger, especially with this Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees hitting the online marketplace. You’ll probably need to get this to stay ahead of the curve and your hip neighbor who lords over you the fact that she is on the bleeding edge. Shove this shirt back in her face and see that relationship do a 180 degree flipparooni where you’re calling the shots, and making the tastes, and she is just lapping up the scraps from your kingly awesome table.

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Apparently, President Obama was trying to ratchet up the quality of school lunch programs around the country, but the french fries and frozen food industry shoved way too much payola up the asses of Congress for them to see straight, so they called a teaspoon of tomato paste on pizza a vegetable and shit canned the USDA’s suggestions for improved nutrition for the young people of the United States. Somewhere Jamie Oliver is crying in his salad.

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I can understand the printing of the shirt, the making of the shirt, the design of the shirt, but the outsourcing the writing on the shirt is something that makes me sad. This is actually the first in a series of English as a Second Language tees that Snorg Tees is running to encourage global participation in the art of making funny garments.

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Nice little Toy Story Buzz Lightyear reference right here. Throw in a dash of math geek and you have a pretty cool tee that requires people to think a little before they know what it means. You probably need to get your hands on the 2 Infinity & <  T Shirt if you’re a Toy Story fan. It’s a pretty great catch phrase. It feels like it’s weighty and means something positive. Of course, if you really think, it really doesn’t mean that much at all, especially with the pending implosion of the planet.

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