
Little known fact that Albert Einstein liked to mess around with biology when not devising theories and hypotheses about energy, physics, and pottery. He’s the one that drew up the human centipede that was long forgotten for being too weird, but picked up as a film script in the modern day, because today people are perverted, sick and twisted and want to watch cinema about evil doctors binding the gastrointestinal systems of three people like a centipede.
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I have the Ronald McDonald reference but what’s the horror film part of the deal. I have no idea. Okay 22 seconds of Internet research and I have it figured out. IT is the name of a Stephen King novel. There’s your horror. Tshirt Bordello gave me a clue in their description of the shirt referencing Derry, Maine. It is all coming together right now.
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Night of the Creeps mixed with Beaker of The Muppets makes a very nice little tee for all the boys and girls with a little horror film/puppet love.
Go ahead and pick up a Night of the Meeps T Shirt and you will see the respect you get from your family, neighbors, coworkers, and peers rise exponentially. Seriously. It’s proven. People will respect you at least 59% more when you wear this shirt.
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Lot’s of people have that spinning in the head that won’t stop no matter what they do. They have insomnia. They can’t focus. It’s all moving just too fast. Normally, this type of hamster brain requires drugs, alcohol, brownies, or auto-asphyxiation to slow it down enough to really have some peace mind, all of which can get you in trouble.
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Edgar Allan Poe was so dark and miserable and everybody just thought he was born that way. Or in the modern day therapy culture, they probably spoke of imbalances in the brain, and the need for some psychotropic meds. However, it has recently come to light that the only thing he really needed was an outlet for his deep desire to move his body to the rhythm.
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The Cool Story Bro meme has been going strong now for awhile, and it’s only getting stronger, especially with this Cool Story Bro Needs More Dragons T Shirt from Snorg Tees hitting the online marketplace. You’ll probably need to get this to stay ahead of the curve and your hip neighbor who lords over you the fact that she is on the bleeding edge. Shove this shirt back in her face and see that relationship do a 180 degree flipparooni where you’re calling the shots, and making the tastes, and she is just lapping up the scraps from your kingly awesome table.
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Apparently, President Obama was trying to ratchet up the quality of school lunch programs around the country, but the french fries and frozen food industry shoved way too much payola up the asses of Congress for them to see straight, so they called a teaspoon of tomato paste on pizza a vegetable and shit canned the USDA’s suggestions for improved nutrition for the young people of the United States. Somewhere Jamie Oliver is crying in his salad.
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Nice little Toy Story Buzz Lightyear reference right here. Throw in a dash of math geek and you have a pretty cool tee that requires people to think a little before they know what it means. You probably need to get your hands on the 2 Infinity & < T Shirt if you’re a Toy Story fan. It’s a pretty great catch phrase. It feels like it’s weighty and means something positive. Of course, if you really think, it really doesn’t mean that much at all, especially with the pending implosion of the planet.
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