I like this UK  Worm Sign t-shirt site, which leans heavily on the DJ culture for design inspiration. In fact, I really like this I Know It All Sounds the Same That’s How I Like It T Shirt because it answers a common misconception or willful ignorance or lack of openness with humor, which is always the best way to go.

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I really like Fakejoy’s tagline. Fabricate your happiness. In fact, I like their company name too. And you know what else: I like their shirts. How about all them apples. Anyway, you came here to get the scoop on the featured shirt from Fakejoy,  which is Tokyo to New York City (NYC). Both cities have been attacked by giant monsters, Godzilla and King Kong respectively, and both are great cosmopolitan metropolises teeming with life, activity, and vitality.

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It’s pretty obvious why T Rex hates the pushups. Right? His arms are too short. Can’t even reach the ground without his face getting in the way. Yet, the PE teacher is still always making him try and then making him feel like an idiot when he can’t get one done. Sorta sad and the kind of thing that needs to remember if, as a species, we want to evolve into better caretakers of the creatures of the earth.

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Nice little idea for a pet store from the boys in Dumb and Dumber. If you remember how funny Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey were in this movie and how hot Lauren Holly was then you probably want this I Got Worms T Shirt.

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Have you ever seen the show Breaking Bad? Me neither, but apparently somebody has because there are about 46 trillion different Breaking Bad tee shirt designs floating around on this fine planet, including this Heisenbergs Mobile Cuisine T Shirt.

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This is a mashup. I used to play a lot of asteroids on my Atari 2600 as a kid. It was the best thing ever. Now, I show my little nephew — he’s only allowed in the basement with another adult, besides me — this tee and he’s just laughing at the graphics. I’m trying to explain how awesome it was to shoot the asteroids and break them up into littler asteroids and the sounds were ominous, and then it gets real hectic when the little space ship comes wheelin’ by shootin’ at you. Richard, the nephew, isn’t buying this shit at all, but he likes this Astaroids T Shirt because of the funny placement of the stick figure Star Wars ships.

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Nothing like a little freeze-squeezed orange juice in the morning. Especially, when you don’t have to worry about a juice machine or getting your hands all sticky with one of those hand juicers. If you can do it with the dark side powers…why not? Although, maybe Vader should bust out the light saber to cut the thing in half. I’m not liking the orange being squeezed so hard that the juice is flowing through the skin. That’s too much. Plus, I feel like you get a little too much of the bitterness from the skin. But, it’s probably good for you, which is probably a big reason why Darth had such powers.

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So, it all started with fire and the torch, then there was the candle, the gas lamp, electric light. Last year was compact fluorescent. And, this year we’re back at fire. I think what they’re saying here is that it’s all fallin’ apart. The grids gonna crack. The American dream is fading. Beeswax and paraffin are becoming scarce. And, we’re back to lighting shit with fire.

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French Bulldog T Shirt

by on January 26, 2012

Oui Oui. Beret. Scarf. Cigarette in a holder. Sweater. This is a sophisticated dog right here. I hate to even lump this fine creature with all the dogs in the world. Not in the same class…obviously. Perhaps you like the French Bulldog T Shirt. If so, then you probably need to get it from Headline Shirts before they sell the damn thing out and you have to wait an extended period for them to replenish their stock. You don’t need that hassle.

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Billy Madison was a bully in high school and he did some mean things, but he decided to make amendments by calling the people he hurt. One of those people was Danny McGrath. Billy calls up Danny and tells him he’s sorry and Danny accepts the apology. They hang up and Danny scratches Billy off his people to kill list, which is exactly like the list you see here on the People to Kill T Shirt.

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This tee represents an Arrested Development episode. There’s a dance for mothers and sons to promote bonding and they call in Motherboy, and the 30th annual dance is coming up, and, of course, they use the Roman numerals, XXX, to make it that much more icky. Anyways, the only reason I know this is because Wikipedia stopped blacking out — must have shoddy servers — and I was able to glean the information I needed.

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What you have here is a mashup with Moby Dick and Twitter’s fail whale that pops up whenever they’re over capacity. Pretty cool, except you may have to do some explaining when you wear the Moby Fail T Shirt. If anyone has done even a small amount of tweeting they’ve probably scene the whale being flown by birds, but it’s not immediate apparent that there’s a Herman Melville influence here.

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