Philadelphia’s Veterans Stadium was a rough place, but it housed the Eagles from 1971-2002 and the Phillies from 1971-2003 with aplomb. So, there was obviously the Philly pride, and I’m sure they had some damn fine pretzels, but I’m not quite sure what the prison means. Perhaps the site has been retrofitted to house criminals. I’m going to do 19 seconds more research to see if I can find the answer to this important question.

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The folks at Pud Tees are from the UK but living in Spain and they have really different looking tees than you normally see. For instance this That’s Right Meth’s T Shirt actually doesn’t make a lick of sense to me as a viewer from the US, but over there in Europe it’s probably the damndest funny thing you ever saw on cloth. But, that’s why I like this tee and many, many of the other over at Pud Tees. They are quite different. They’re quite odd. Half of them don’t make any sense, but they’re visually pleasing.

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Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirt

by on February 1, 2012

Damn. That giraffe totally looks like Hunter S. Thompson. What with the floppy bucket hat, glasses, and cigarette holder. It’s actually kind of spooky, and makes me think the design staff over at Headline Shirts is performing some sort of black magic to subsume the essence of the man, and birth him anew in ink on thread. Whatever the means, the ends–this Hunter S. Giraffe T Shirt–justify them thoroughly.

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3D Cock T Shirt

by on February 1, 2012

I’m not sure if there’s 76 pounds of innuendo with this tee, ‘cuz it sounds like something sexual, but the shirt itself is only a rooster in 3D. So, there’s no problem in mixed company, even with children around. In fact, they may be the biggest fans of the shirt featuring a neat animal. Bonus points if you carry a pair of cheap 3D glasses so friends, family, and young, fresh-faced strangers can enjoy the 3D Cock T Shirt in all its glory.

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I like this shirt. There are those commercials about getting a natural high from exercise, accomplishing goals, making art, or attaining professional status, and maybe having a loving family, but really those things are illusory and come and go like the wind, whereas marijuana is real and sustainable. It’s tangible. You can roll it in your hands. You can stuff it in the the bong. It will be there when you need it. It is a best friend, because lord knows you can’t trust humans to always be there for you. And it’s natural! Totally frickin’ natural! It should not be illegal.

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I’m not sure what to make of this tee. It may be edgy because you have a cute little stuffed doll, but the user is no longer playing innocently like a child with it. Instead, there are needles poked into it and part of an arm ripped off, which leads one to believe there is some voodoo going on here. This is somewhat disturbing, because voodoo is a dark art, and has great potential for harming people, who are not under psychic protection.

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Well this is pretty funny as we move into the silly political season. I actually think Ron Paul might be the most viable candidate out there. He probably won’t get the nod as the Republican nominee, but he might make some serious noise as an Independent. He’s against the wars. He’s against the fed. He wants to legal the marijuana. He’s violently opposed to all the fascist legislation that’s making its way around the Hill. He has warts, but I think even if he can deliver on 25% of that short list, he’ll be better by far than any President for quite some time. He really seems like he can’t be bought.

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This is the perfect shirt for the ADHD culture. Give a shout if you can’t pay attention to something for more than like 6 and a half seconds. Yay. This world is built for you now. Enjoy it. Revel in your superficiality and your short attention span. Yay. Going deep isn’t always everything it’s cracked up to be. The Crusades went deep. Exile on Main Street went deep. Your mama went deep and she just doesn’t get it.

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This Skyrim game is hugely popular and taking an Arrow in the Knee is an Internet meme. You put that phrase in the comments or on a message board and all of a sudden you become that guy. And, you know what, being that guy is not bad…really it has its perks. You may annoy all other commenters or message board contributors, but you still have a hook, unlike most of the boring freaks in the world that regularly post in forums across the globe.

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Indiana always got away with all the daring shit he did on his archelogical expeditions. But, I think he was just lucky. He could have easily had a misstep and died at the hands of the diabolical hands of those heinous individuals that create booby traps in caves and caverns and crypts…let’s call them booby trappers.

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I just typed in Workaholics tight butthole into Youtube, but the episode that contained this fine bit of humor didn’t show up. Wait, that’s a lie. The video entitled loose butthole also has the tight butthole clip, so enjoy that. Also, you will probably need to get the Tight Butthole T Shirt because it’s fabulous.

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I can’t figure out where this particular Karl Mug Shot is from but I have a lovely clip of Workaholics for you below, so that even if you haven’t seen the show, you can still appreciate the humor then become more enamored with the Free Karl Mug Shot T Shirt, then pull out your credit, then buy the shirt for yourself, a friend or a loved one.

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