80s-prom-tuxedo-t-shirt

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The powder blue is what makes this shirt the wonder that it is. Just like the 80s. The only other acceptable color would have been orange. How about those ruffles though? Very stylish indeed. Ah, the 80s, despite not having the proliferation of true human relationship numbing gadgets, the decade still managed to be more superficial than any that followed.

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skeleton-with-kitty-t-shirt

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Whoa. Now that’s a wacky one. But, you could almost see it happening in real life. Cat gets up from a nap. Bats a rubber band along the floor for two minutes, making sure you don’t actually think she cars about batting it. Then, when you walk away she sneaks in the closet, climbs your vinyl tower of shoes, and slips into the rib cage of your grandpa, who demanded in his will that you keep his skeleton intact for your own scientifical edification.

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Dog Chart T Shirt

by on March 7, 2013

dog-chart-t-shirt

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You know the shark chart, now we have the dog chart to complete your charting of impressive beasts on land and in sea.

Can you name all of these dog breeds? I can’t, and I’m not even going to try, but I think that would be a lovely addition to the comments section, if you so choose. Perhaps there could be a big fight over what breeds are represented with like 13 people going at it tooth and nail…ON MY MOTHER’S GRAVE I SWEAR THAT’S A SCHNAUZER!!!

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so-slender-t-shirt

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I have no idea what this design is about, but it sure does look cool with the dude in a suit kind of fading in and out of his material being. Becoming a man then turning into mist around the trees. He really can’t seem to get his head anywhere near physically formed, so his face remains a mystery.

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your-basic-wormhole-t-shirt

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I’ve always wanted the wormhole mapped out in an easy to understand graphic on a t-shirt, so I could study it instead of looking at my navel or looking at Words with Friends while I’m driving. Basically, if I get this one in time it will save my life. And it will probably save yours as well, so go ahead and get it right now, before you slip into another Breakfast Club trivia Internet wormhole for five hours.

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Dog Bones T Shirt

by on March 7, 2013

dog-bones-t-shirt

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This design is almost as weird as that “This Old Man” song.

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack on my thumb;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

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buy-me-a-car-bomb-t-shirt

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Ah. St. Paddy’s Day. When you can walk up to people and ask them to buy you a car bomb, and they’ll know exactly what you’re saying and oblige (…if you’re a hot chick). Otherwise, people will tell you to get O’Fuckin’ lost just like any other day of the year. Still, it’s a great holiday and I’m totally stoked it’s just ’round the bend.

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99-8-bit-balloons-t-shirt

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Nena! Luft Balloons!

With some geeky 8-bit humor mashed in there. Very nice shirt. Please do not talk to me about Goldfinger. Had to wade through like 9 different versions of their cover of this song, before I got to the real one on Youtube. Quick, someone count…is there really 99 balloons there? I bet there is. Would be funny if there was like 83 or something corny like that.

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the-third-man-t-shirt

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It’s a tee celebrating the great film starring Orson Welles, The Third Man. I actually don’t remember the last time I saw this one. I should probably see it again, but, of course, South Park is available free and on demand, so I’m not sure where I’m going to find the time. No matter. You need to seriously consider this tee, because it looks great.

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wake-up-donnie-t-shirt

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It’s the scary apocalyptic rabbit, Frank, from Donnie Darko…in your pocket. This is super cool. Even if the voice are not in your mind, you still get the visual, which then triggers the voices. If you’re gonna lose it, you might as well lose it all the way. No half stepping.

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worlds-best-dad-t-shirt

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That’s William H. Macy. Interesting actor, unless he’s in those ponderous, boring Mamet films. Anyways, I think I saw that he was in a TV show and was a dad, so that’s where this design is coming from. Let’s go check it out. Here it is. He plays Frank Gallagher in Shameless.

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irish-you-were-beer-t-shirt

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Hey ho, it’s near St. Patty’s and this is the shirt for you to wear on the big green day. Let’s go O’Shanigan. Bust out the green in your wallet and pick this one up. You wanna look good at the pub March 17 and with this fresh design you will. No you can’t wear that Larry Bird throwback for the 10th year in a row.

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