Is this a little dig at funny t shirts? Like hey I don’t need a shirt that has a funny, or offensive quip or a pop culture reference, because I’ve got personality without that. Plus, it’s an obtuse statement to have on a shirt, so you still get the benefit of starting up conversations, which I’m convinced is the main reason funny T Shirts exist.

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I guess this is kind of a BJ t shirt. And, it’s murky enough to open it up for discussion. What does this mean exactly? If you request felatio are you initiating by gently pushing the giver’s head toward your lap? Or like this I Push My Own Head Down T Shirt, do you what for the giver to get down there under their own power. I feel like you can either directly ask for the service or you can sort of inquire about it happening with a little nudge.

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This is T Shirt Hell putting out this shirt, so obviously it’s going to be contreversial, especially when you say something like this Christians are Assholes T shirt. I would say the Christians or any devout religious folks that try to foist their beliefs on others or make them a matter of public policy are assholes, but those God-fearing folk that have a stable morality and try to treat people as Jesus would are probably pretty good people. Unfortunately, I’m not sure what the percentage of Christians are not compelled to leave the witnessing and zealotry behind. That’s why shirts like this pop up.

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We have some sort of scy-fy intrigue going on. At first you think this is an alien talking with candor, then all of a sudden you discover it as an Earthling visiting another planet, and talking to an alien he doesn’t particularly like. I guess you could also make a case for this being an everyday person on Earth just kind of hating on everybody that reads her shirt, which is quite possible.

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This just about sums it up for me. Can anyone even believe what’s going on with the Republican primaries. Ridiculous. Newt Gingrich. Mitt Romney. Paul Santorum. That reminds me of the beautiful campaign Dan Savage waged against Santorum, when the politician was fighting for some douchey anti-gay bullshit. He got his last name to be associated with the following definition:

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Here’s one to wear but only if you’re gorgeous or hideous. Nothing in between. If you’re average looking people will just shake their head and think you’re delusional. If your gorgeous then people will just have to concede that yes you’re hot, and, in fact, just a little hotter than themselves.

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This is a pretty funny shirt. Simple concept but executed perfectly. You have a great thermometer with a perfect blue. Where this around and get into conversation about being just a little cooler than everybody you meet. What you really should do is feel people’s foreheads and say…”nope…no temperature. You’re 98.6 degrees.

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Very nice commentary on the gay marriage debate. If you say God hates gays that’s about as wise as saying what this God Hates Chimps Who Love Dolphins T Shirt. In other words, it’s a completely ridiculous thing to say, and you should stop saying it, and you should let anybody marry whoever they want as long as they are two consenting adults.

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Apparently this chick is an awesome singer and has had a ton of buzz for a year or two. I have never heard her. I did see that that freaky, white-haired simian Karl Lagerfeld called her fat, which is true but isn’t very nice. He tried to make nice by saying, “but she has a beautiful face and a divine voice.” Oops. A little late for the pleasantries you shallow freak. At 78 you really probably shouldn’t give a shit about any of that any more. link:

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I have always liked the look of the Converse All Star patch logo on the side of the high tops. Looks real cool as do the shoes. So, of course, I’m a big fan of this Cannabis All Star T Shirt as well. I don’t do a lot of the weed smoking, but I can appreciate a pro pot shirt, if only for the subversive nature of it. It’s like a colorful, eye-appealing dissenting voice against the War on Drugs, and the incarceration of thousands and thousands of people for victimless crimes.

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I think this is a real sign, and whether it is or not, it’s real funny. The little stick figure person with the arms straight up in the air in the stick figure water is somewhat of an idiot. You need to relax and tread water and not fight that fuckin’ rip tide. You may go way out there, but eventually you’ll be able to swim back in at your leisure.

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This is a little Doctor Who business with bananas right here. I like bananas though I don’t eat them very much any more. I’ve removed most fruit from my diet because of the carbs. Sometimes I think that might be a little drastic because fruit has lots of other good stuff vitamins, antioxidants, and sweet, juicy flavor bursts.

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