The hipster iron giant right here on this Ironic Giant T shirt. Do you feel it? He looks good with scarf, hat, skinny jeans, messenger bag. I guess it’s assumed that if you dress in this manner you are ironic. Is that true? I’m old. I don’t know exactly how this works. I mean, I feel like the ironic giant would be wearing a Miley Cyrus T Shirt or a Monsanto T Shirt and just kind of snearing. This guy looks a little stylish and comfortable. Wait, I just noticed the dipsy doo moustache. Nevermind.

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I’ll tell ya. Normally, make me a sandwich is a misogynistic saying. Perhaps even a meme of chauvenism. But, when you put the BLT into a schematic with the exact instructions, then the sentiment shifts. Women, do sometimes want to make their man a sandwich, and it’s a kind and direct gesture that can be perceived loving, if you tell them exactly how you like it…the sandwich that is.

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Zing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yee-ouch. Somebody is saying something to you that holds no interest for you, then you just point to this Attempting to Care T Shirt, and they’ll know that you do not care at all. I mean it says infinity time remaining. That bar is not even a third of the way to caring. That things just gonna spin and spin and you’re probably just going to walk away as boring person is mid-sentence.

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This is a great shirt from Deez Teez. Are you kidding me? The detail on the tickets. The Hawaiian shirt pocket. Flying out of JFK to get to paradise. Perfect. That’s why the next time you’re ready to go on an exotic vacation, like I know you do 2 or 3 times a year, you’ll be wearing this Two Tickets to Paradise T Shirt.

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Unfortunately, this little play on Obama’s Hope lies and deceipt campaign is full of sad truth. Obama hasn’t come through on one promise. He’s just as bought and paid for as any of his predecessors. The wars continue. The lawlessness in the financial sector thrives. And, the slick deceiver is probably going to get a second term because the Republicans are offering up a band of idiots as his competition. Well, except for Ron Paul.

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Top Gun Iceman T Shirt

by on February 22, 2012

The cool thing about this shirt is that everybody knows with the helmet and name Iceman that you’re talking about Top Gun, and you’re serious. This is a solid reason to think long and hard about purchasing this Iceman T Shirt. You will instantly receive 65% more respect in any situation you find yourself in.

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This is from the TV Show Parks and Recreation referencing Leslie Knope’s run for Pawnee City Council 2012. Gotta like this Knope We Can in 2012 T shirt because it sounds hilarious. Sorta like yes we can’t but the opposite.

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Another Linsanity T Shirt, but leave it to Busted Tees to get a little creative with it, stacking it up in three-letter blocks. You all know the Jeremy Lin story by now. I don’t need to rehash the crazy underdog tale of a great high school player going unrecruited, then attending Harvard and killing the Ivy League, and going undrafted. Then bouncing around…Golden State, Houston, and, finally, landing in New York where he gets a chance for meaningful minutes and make the most of them, all the while, reviving the Knicks season, and creating genuine intrigue as they try to work with this new, exciting point guard piece that literally came out of nowhere.

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Cray Cray means crazy. It’s an Internet meme. This shirt from Busted Tees goes down the crayfish path and breaks down the parts of the animal bit by bit. Next, their going to be saying the new way to say crazy is craw craw like crawdad. Anyway, the design looks cool, and the words are connected to the mean and the water creature, which are two very strong reasons to consider purchasing this Cray Cray T Shirt.

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Of course Bacon is an element. It’s one of the fundamental building blocks of life. Everybody knows that. Pigs know that, which is why they happily give up their little piggy lives to make bacon for human consumption. It’s an honor to the swine to feed the master species.

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Coffee is the great elixir. The benevolent drug. And that is why we have points, gamer style, applied to the beverage. +5 Wisdom because you are smarter when you drink coffee. The brain’s synapses are firing fast and hard. +9 Speed because everything you do and say is sped up by at least 35%…your mind and body is revving. +8 energy because you get up dead tired, drink that first cup and you’re ready to go, and if you start to lag in the afternoon, boom, cup a coffee and you’re back in the fast lane.

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This is a cute shirt from Snorg Tees. And, it’s true. Your mind has many spectacular untapped powers, including the ability to melt ice in a time delayed fashion. Some people think this I Can Melt Ice with My Mind It Just Takes a Few Minutes T Shirt is supposed to be funny, because of course the ice melts on its own in a few minues. But, this shirt actually was not meant to be funny.

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