
Penguins are getting their body measurements. Feeling fabric. Lookin’ sharp. I can’t tell if we have a fancy clothier here or if the Emperor penguins decided to take this on themselves as something of a farce. Yes, we look like we have suits on, so to be goofy we’re going to make our own suits.
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It’s probably best not to speak when you get pulled over for a field sobriety test. Though it probably doesn’t matter when you blow a .16. However, when you’re at the bar or party, this I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt will work just fine as a humorous little ice breaker, and that’s exactly what it’s intended to be. Plus, people with Messiah complexes are not fun to be around, so this tee from Deez Teez, tells people you are not under any illusions about being God or his one and only son Jesus. That’s a bonus.
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Man that’s a hot woman partying naked right here. Looks like she may beyond coherent thought though. Probably wouldn’t have the party hat askew and hair over her eyes and the beer spilling out of the body if she even had half her faculties about her. That’s why you can party with this person, but that’s it. No taking advantage. Just a little advice. Get this Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt as kind of a guide to your weekend adventure. A do’s and dont’s sort of cheat sheet. It may be tempting to make a move but I advice that you do not.
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Can’t get enough zombie shirts in my collection, and this Zombie Astronaut T Shirt is certainly a worthy addition. Man, that zombie is going to have a tough time finding sustenance in space. Not a lot of blood up there in the oxygenless atmosphere. But, surely he knew that before he embarked so he probably has a lot of blood reserves in the fridge on board the ship.
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I’m not sure this tee is accurate. I mean, there’s a DIY culture of musicians that are still pumping out material on analog tape. It’s a richer sound than digital, and the old school feel of slipping a tape into its slot and snapping the door shut is more pleasing to the tactile senses than pressing play on your iPod screen.
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