Penguins are getting their body measurements. Feeling fabric. Lookin’ sharp. I can’t tell if we have a fancy clothier here or if the Emperor penguins decided to take this on themselves as something of a farce. Yes, we look like we have suits on, so to be goofy we’re going to make our own suits.
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This is kind of a funny little twist to the popular saying “That Just Happened,” which is used when something awesome between two people and is immediate recognized as something out of the ordinary. In the case of the Yesterday, That Just Happened T Shirt we’re talking about a goofy little obvious statement that plays on the cute little phrase that has slipped into the popular vernacular.
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Nice little play on words here. This The Name’s Bond…Ionic Bond Taken Not Shared T Shirt is quite clever, and I don’t even understand science at all. Or James Bond movies for that matter, except that I know he’s a dapper dude just like the well-coiffed and tuxed up dude on the shirt. I’m going to do a little ionic bond research, so I can fill out this post with germane detail to make your funny bone tingle.
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This is funny. The fine print says “shoot the first one and the word will spread,” meaning shoot the first daughter that comes of dating age and the message will spread to the rest of the daughters that they probably shouldn’t date until they’re over 41 years old.
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It’s probably best not to speak when you get pulled over for a field sobriety test. Though it probably doesn’t matter when you blow a .16. However, when you’re at the bar or party, this I Swear to Drunk I’m Not God T Shirt will work just fine as a humorous little ice breaker, and that’s exactly what it’s intended to be. Plus, people with Messiah complexes are not fun to be around, so this tee from Deez Teez, tells people you are not under any illusions about being God or his one and only son Jesus. That’s a bonus.
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Man that’s a hot woman partying naked right here. Looks like she may beyond coherent thought though. Probably wouldn’t have the party hat askew and hair over her eyes and the beer spilling out of the body if she even had half her faculties about her. That’s why you can party with this person, but that’s it. No taking advantage. Just a little advice. Get this Shit Happens When You Party Naked T Shirt as kind of a guide to your weekend adventure. A do’s and dont’s sort of cheat sheet. It may be tempting to make a move but I advice that you do not.
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It’s always good to have clear intentions. If you do not have clear intentions things get muddled, and oftentimes you go through life in a half-assed way. This I’m Not Irish But I’m Hoping to Get Lucky T Shirt is full of clear intentions and honesty. It’s like…look…I know the Irish are the stars in March, but I’m not Irish. However, I am hoping to get laid tonight anyway, so can you accommodate me on that?
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Can’t get enough zombie shirts in my collection, and this Zombie Astronaut T Shirt is certainly a worthy addition. Man, that zombie is going to have a tough time finding sustenance in space. Not a lot of blood up there in the oxygenless atmosphere. But, surely he knew that before he embarked so he probably has a lot of blood reserves in the fridge on board the ship.
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Another nice little Saint Patrick’s Day garment. This one is another wordplay on the word Irish, which is really open to possibilities, when you use it as “I wish”. Throw some drinking wishes and all of a sudden you have yourself a funny tee like this Irish You’d Buy Me a Beer T Shirt.
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Hey it’s March so we’re closing in on Saint Patty’s Day. Yippee. The best drinking holiday of the year. It’s about time I started featuring some Irish tees to get the green blood flowing. Are you ready for St. Patricks Day 2012? Well, getting this Irish I Were Drunk T Shirt is a good start for preparing to hit the town on March 17.
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Specialising in the appreciation of ones life since 2004. I’m not sure what this John Kramer Mechanical Engineering T Shirt really means. Do you have any idea? Leave your thoughts in the comments. What the hell am I talking about? Nobody leaves any comments. I’m going to have to look this up for myself. Here I go…
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I’m not sure this tee is accurate. I mean, there’s a DIY culture of musicians that are still pumping out material on analog tape. It’s a richer sound than digital, and the old school feel of slipping a tape into its slot and snapping the door shut is more pleasing to the tactile senses than pressing play on your iPod screen.
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