With all the fake moon landing talk and the ending of the Space Shuttle program, sometimes someone somewhere needs to stand up and say they still believe. Is it you? If you, the first step is getting this I Still Believe in Outer Space T Shirt.

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Quite a random shirt, but very true. Maintenance is the essence of life in terms of keeping yourself fed, sheltered, and your pubic hair well trimmed. There’s never a time in life where you can relax on any of this stuff and say I don’t need to maintain any more, unless, of course, you just give up like your Uncle Ron. Then, it’s pretty much game over. He’s saving a ton of time, but the bed sores are killing him.

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Is this like blue flame. It’s like the biggest blue flame you’ve ever seen. Some 350 pound dude with a scraggly beard and greasy hair decides to eat lard burritos ’til he’s over-full for two entire days straight. Then he gets a sweet Zippo lighter and gives his sister a flip cam, and, kaboom, epic blue flame…so epic he calls it Blue Sun. Maybe the corporation part comes later as he leverages the massive Youtube popularity into cold, hard, advertising dollar cash, which, smartly, he reinvests in a corporation trying to bottle a synthetic version of the explosive gas he produced out of his anus that fateful evening when he went all in.

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Hey, nothing like an offensive St. Paddy’s Day T Shirt. Right? I mean if you’re going out late at night on the special day and you’re in establishments with other adults, it probably isn’t a problem to wear this Blow Me I’m Irish T Shirt, especially since there’s a cute little smiley face in the four-leaf clover. That makes it none offensive even if you are basically asking anybody and everybody you pass to put their mouth on your penis.

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Hey, you gotta like wordplay like this Irish I Were Drunk T Shirt. Right? Plus, it’s always good to be in that kind buzz drunk phase. The trick is easing into that place and staying in that place, rather than pushing too hard and going to throwing up on your mom’s parole officer, room spinning drunk. I admire that can pull off good moderate drunks and still wake up in the morning 85% or more functional. That’s a real skill.

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Hey, if you like the show It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and you like to go out on St. Patty’s Day, then I’m really not sure why you haven’t hit the buy button on this Paddy’s Irish Pub T Shirt. It’s good. It’s green. It’s great. Get the shirt from Five Finger Tees. I’m telling you, it’s going to improve your life by about 22%. That’s a pretty small price to pay for a very nice boost in good life stuff.

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This IS the Official Irish Drinking Team T Shirt. People are going to be very impressed when you’re wearing this, because they are going to truly think that you’re on the team, and have a tremendous proclivity for drinking whiskey and beer in great quantities. And, if you aren’t a super alcoholic, you can always say you’re saving yourself for the next match.

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What a random movie to make a shirt about. That baseball furies gang is super creepy with the bats, face paint and uniforms.  What else to say about this Furies T Shirt? I really don’t know. Obviously, if you like the cult classic movie you’re going to be interested in purchasing the shirt from Busted Tees.

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What a cute little shirt. Rainbow. Sun. Cloud. Wait what does that say? Oh my, that’s not cute at all. Ew…look at those colors. Whoever heard of an orange and black rainbow. This Eat Shirt T Shirt is terrible. Sorry, I was just imagining a friend of your mother coming up to you and experience an entire wide range of emotions from delight to disgust as she figures out what this shirt from Busted Tees says.

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This either speaks to the fact that you have to carve out about 3 and half hours to play a full game of monopoly, which becomes pretty dang monotonous. Or it may be nice social commentary: every bit of news that comes out about Wall St. is the same ol’ same ol’. Politicians in the pockets of bankers, and bending to every whim. If there are more than a dozen straight shooters on the Hill I’m flabbergasted, because to me it seems like nearly all of them are crooked.

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Irish T Shirt

by on March 5, 2012

Irish with the lightning bolt for the middle “I” is pretty cool. I like the look of that and it will be a fabulous thing to wear for Saint Patrick’s Day, which is right around the corner. Some of these St. Patty’s shirts are a little over the top with their heavy drinking vibe, so if you want something a little more understated, then you probably want to go with this Irish T Shirt.

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I guess if a cookie is wearing glasses and reading a book, you have to say it’s a pretty smart cookie, because I’m going to tell you something right now that may shock and/or upset you. Most cookies are illiterate. That’s right! I said it. Cookies for the most part are illiterate. You get one that’s reading like on this One Smart Cookie T Shirt you’re taken aback. It’s an odd site. And if you’re honest with your self you would realize this is the truth.

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