So this is an actual Florida Gators cheer. What better tee to feature as March Madness comes upon us, than Two Bits, Four Bits, Six Bits, A Dollar T Shirt. All for the Gators stand up and hollar. What I’ve never understood about this cheer is why we’re mixing UK money with US money. Know what I mean? Bits are from Britain. Right? And then there’s the US dollar.

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As soon as Chris Paul was traded to the Los Angeles Clippers from the New Orleans Hornets, Blake Griffin, the Clippers high-flyin’ power forward, dubbed his team Lob City. Why? Because Paul is masterful at throwing lob passes, and Griffin and fellow front-court leaper, DeAndre Jordan can go up and get just about anything.

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Who doesn’t have fond memories of recess? Getting out of those smelly classrooms with the droning teachers and the creepy florescent lights. Squeaking chalk board. And the kid next to you is eating her boogers. The bell rings and you are released. At least for 30 minutes you can run free in the fresh air. Throw red rubber balls and your friends’ heads.

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Look at that fine fine tiered pricing over at Busted Tees. The more you buy, the more you save. Isn’t that just like the American Way we’ve all come to know and love, and will lose if we don’t fight for it. Wait, let’s not get all revolutionary right now. There’s too much funny on the line. Take advantage. Do it now!

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So this is either a euphemism for fucking taken from the silent movie The Artist. Or it’s a paean to Mike Breen’s 3-point call during NBA games. Either way it’s awesome and you agree. I can feel the vibes bouncing out your brain. Tells me all I need to know. Go ahead, pick up this Bang T Shirt and watch your entire life fall into place just like you want it.

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Get it. This is that part of the alphabet, where you really get rolling L…M…N…O. It all mooshes together so it sounds like this Elameno T Shirt spells it out. Pretty funny. What age do kids start learning the alphabet. This would be a great tee to put in front of them right before they start to wrap their minds around that. Would confuse the hell out of them. Probably wouldn’t ever be able to spell quite right.

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You cannot get enough LMAO Everyday I’m Shufflin’ spinoffs. It’s not possible. The song has too much power. It’s the blood of the zeitgeist. More than the occupy movement or iPad 3, you have LMAO singing that catchy song and doing that dirty dance. And, now it’s everywhere.

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Here’s another little bow down to George Lucas and that brilliant scene with Obi Wan making the Storm Troopers repeat after him “these are not the droids you’re looking for.” I have no idea where this particular version of that scene is from. Can my readership throw me a clue over here?

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See Abe Lincoln as President of the United States made some enemies. Something about how there shouldn’t be slavery, and a whole region was like, WTF, free labor is how we make our money. How are we gonna survive? And Abe said, you better get some better business acumen and learn how to make money without the free labor. And those imbecile Southerners were like, no we won’t do it. So, then Abe said, well, I hate to do this but we’re gonna have a civil war to get this shit straight. And, the US proceeded to engage in super bloody four year conflict, which remains the deadliest in the countries’ history: 620,000. Sometimes you gotta do the right thing.

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Um. How is the main dude over at Rizzo Tees not locked up for eight concurrent life sentences for this brutal attack on an innocent dog animal. He could murder somebody for real and get life in prison but paroled in 10 years, but creating this Skeet Shoot with Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua T Shirt potentially has him rotting in prison for life.

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This chap is ready to take his fine nautical skills to the next level by sailing into the most dangerous waters going today. Throwback pirates infest the waters of Somalia. Everybody in the nautical world knows this. Therefore, if you make a declaration such as the boldness fond on this I’m Going Sailing Off the Coast of Somalia T Shirt, then basically you’re just an adrenaline junky. Just because the guy on this shirt looks like he grew up in a tony ‘burb in New England, with a gold spoon in his mouth, and a trust fund at 18, he still either has a screw loose or an unquenchable thirst for adventure.

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We have misdirection right here, and as St. Patrick’s Day sneaks up on us you need to have some shirt options for goin’ out. This Happy Labor Day T Shirt featuring the color green and a Shamrock is a great one. People will know you’re in the spirit of the holiday, then they’ll totally get confused because the shirt is talking about Labor Day. Cognitive Dissonance. Growth of mind and heart and spirit of all those destined to pass you on that hallowed day.

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