This knight used to live in glorious medieval times and then he took an arrow to the knee and was somehow transported to the 21st century where there’s all this weird technological gadgetry, and nurses with white shoes (actually this nurse seems to be in black heels which seems very odd, but that’s what happens when you get an arrow to the knee…reality distorts). Where’s the mutton chops and iron weaponry? This dude is confused. He’s in a wheelchair. He’s got a bag of glucose pumping in his veins. He won’t take off his helmet, because there’s a bit of fear of the unknown, and he doesn’t want to let the woman see he’s crying because he misses home and he has an arrow in his knee.
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That mouse got a little sassy and the damn cat figured it had had enough, so she jumped on the desk and did what cats do. Killed it. Cats are killing machines. They are built to kill and this mouse got what was coming to it. It was mocking the cat basically. Plus, who cares, the damn thing was obsolete. All the mouses now are wireless. That’s not really true I have have wired mice at both work and home, of course, I’m totally behind the times because I’m broke and live in my mother’s basement and when I say work, I mean my part-time janitor job and when I say my mouse at work, really I’m talking about the hardware on the desks that I dust. And no way, I don’t ever surf porn on those machines, because it’s against the rules and I need the job to pay rent.
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Nice little play on probably the most famous scene from Lord of the Rings. Gandalf telling that fire-breathing, horned, devil beast that he shall not pass, allowing the crew to get to safety. Put in modern times, Gandalf is the stop light and that beast (or mouth-breathing a**hole who’s been riding your ass for 15 blocks now) is going to have to stop because of the power of the white wizard.
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This design is from some absurd British Television show called 2 Cool Fishing. Dude is out doing some night fishing on a lake and all of a sudden it gets misty and a greenish dude is in his boat. He’s sort of not happy ‘cuz the fisherman has hooked him in the head. Old Gregg calls him a motherlicker. I could go on with a blow by blow account but I suppose you might want to watch it for yourself, which you can do below.
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I love this chillin’ state no doubt. He’s got an excellent orange beverage that he’s flippin’ around a little loosely, he’s got the orange frames on the shades, and he’s got the orange flip flops. Good stuff. I really identify with the dude on this California Chillin’ T Shirt. And, it’s a perfect thing to pick up as the weather warms up.
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