This shirt is obviously highlighting the Silver Monkey shrine in Legends of the Hidden Temple. If you ever played this game as a kid, or young adult, or even old adult, you know how addictive can be, which is why you’re a prime candidate to own the Shrine of the Silver Monkey T Shirt. Only 1 in 7 will know what the hell you shirt is all about, but once you see recognition in someone’s eyes, you’ll know it’s all worth it.

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This knight used to live in glorious medieval times and then he took an arrow to the knee and was somehow transported to the 21st century where there’s all this weird technological gadgetry, and nurses with white shoes (actually this nurse seems to be in black heels which seems very odd, but that’s what happens when you get an arrow to the knee…reality distorts). Where’s the mutton chops and iron weaponry? This dude is confused. He’s in a wheelchair. He’s got a bag of glucose pumping in his veins. He won’t take off his helmet, because there’s a bit of fear of the unknown, and he doesn’t want to let the woman see he’s crying because he misses home and he has an arrow in his knee.

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This Hello Kitty Darth Vader T shirt almost has a graffiti street art vibe to it. Love the mashup with Hello Kitty morphing into the dark lord Darth Vader. I don’t know if I should cry, laugh, or run for my life. Can you imagine this on a pink vinyl backpack or a pink vinyl wallet or a pink vinyl pair of skin-tight pants?

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That mouse got a little sassy and the damn cat figured it had had enough, so she jumped on the desk and did what cats do. Killed it. Cats are killing machines. They are built to kill and this mouse got what was coming to it. It was mocking the cat basically. Plus, who cares, the damn thing was obsolete. All the mouses now are wireless. That’s not really true I have have wired mice at both work and home, of course, I’m totally behind the times because I’m broke and live in my mother’s basement and when I say work, I mean my part-time janitor job and when I say my mouse at work, really I’m talking about the hardware on the desks that I dust. And no way, I don’t ever surf porn on those machines, because it’s against the rules and I need the job to pay rent.

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Nice little play on probably the most famous scene from Lord of the Rings. Gandalf telling that fire-breathing, horned, devil beast that he shall not pass, allowing the crew to get to safety. Put in modern times, Gandalf is the stop light and that beast (or mouth-breathing a**hole who’s been riding your ass for 15 blocks now) is going to have to stop because of the power of the white wizard.

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Zombies are bad, but zombies from Hell are worse. I would have to say that is very true. Or maybe that Zombies Bad Worse T Shirt is saying that if you’re stuck in hell with zombies that’s the worst. Being on Earth with zombies is bad. Being in purgatory with zombies is really bad. And being in the sulphur flames enveloped by pure evil and being attacked by hordes of the undead is horrific.

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Space Balls. May the Schwartz Be With You. Mel Brooks put together some goofus movies in his time and this certainly was no exception. I like taking the piss out of Yoda and the Force of Star Wars fame, because it’s all just a little too ponderous and meaningful.

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What the…This Too Much Rock for One Hand is a local shop and I’m just now discovering them? Guess maybe I should leave my mother’s basement more often and meet some people. Build up my network. Of course, that’s a scary proposition, especially when you have power rock crews like these folks roaming the Milwaukee streets.

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This design is from some absurd British Television show called 2 Cool Fishing. Dude is out doing some night fishing on a lake and all of a sudden it gets misty and a greenish dude is in his boat. He’s sort of not happy ‘cuz the fisherman has hooked him in the head. Old Gregg calls him a motherlicker. I could go on with a blow by blow account but I suppose you might want to watch it for yourself, which you can do below.

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Cheesecake Factory’s new policy No Shoes, No Shirt, No Sheldon. It’s because he asks for a barbeque bacon cheeseburger with the barbeque bacon and cheese on the side. And, because the waitress, his neighbor Penny, is angry at him. He thinks it’s against California state policy and the Cheesecake Factory’s policy.

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Great scene in The Princess Bride with Fezzik picking up rocks to throw at Westley. The reason Fezzik is so good with the very large rocks is that he was in the club as a youth. That’s why you should get this Fezzik’s Rock Fighting Club T Shirt.

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California Chillin T ShirtI love this chillin’ state no doubt. He’s got an excellent orange beverage that he’s flippin’ around a little loosely, he’s got the orange frames on the shades, and he’s got the orange flip flops. Good stuff. I really identify with the dude on this California Chillin’ T Shirt. And, it’s a perfect thing to pick up as the weather warms up.

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