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This is clever. They had the “I love you” messaging, which I’ve always found confusing because this <3 always looked like a butt to me. It never dawned on me that it was a heart on its side. So, maybe this love sentiment when the shirt was originally designed, but then there was a fight, things got ugly, and the black marker came out to change the meaning significantly.
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That meteor has a one-way ticket to Earth hanging out of his back pack. He looks like a nerdy little dude, but he’s actually the size of Pluto, and, in fact, may have enough mass to break through the Earth’s atmosphere and cause massive damage. Like mass hysteria, end of times type stuff.
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It’s a straight up zodiac wheel, which I appreciate as a t-shirt design, because it looks great. I love all the names, drawings, and symbols and the face of the sun…all neatly arranged in a circle. I don’t necessarily believe in any of the astrology stuff so it might be difficult for more to wear this tee in public, especially if it encourages people to ask me questions about it (I have no idea).
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So, Pavlov’s experiment was ringing a bell for a dog before he feed him, so that he could condition a response in the dog. It worked. Every time he rang the bell the dog would start salivating because he knew dinner was coming. This had human applications but I really don’t know what I’m talking about so I’m going to leave it at that.
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I appreciate the sentiment. I have a beard and I believe with all my heart that the people around me should respect it. However, I’m not sure I can get down with the beard that is painstakingly groomed. That is not the look I respect. In fact, the more work it looks like you put into a beard the less I respect it, and, unfortunately, my regard for plummets.
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There are a lot of these transitive pictograph verbalizations out there, especially for New York, which fancies itself as the greatest city in the world. But, this particular design from jjlowe58 is special. You have the real human heart image, but the bottom of the heart is actually the bottom of a strawberry. What?
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