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Double income no kids is certainly the life to live if you can hack not leaving that legacy with your seed and eggs. Seriously, ask yourself if you’re sure the world is a better place without your spawn, and if after five minutes you decide, yes, the world will be fine, then you probably should just stick with not having kids.
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Something about that pot of coffee is sexy. Not sure what it is. The curves of the handle. The roundness pot. Something gets me with this design, and I don’t even drink the stuff…but I should. Everybody that is successful at life drinks coffee. It’s the perfect drug, except that I think I’d be jittery and spastic, but maybe that’s just a noobie faze.
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Hey you crazy coffee fiend. Actually, if you’re a decaf person, then I don’t know what to say. What’s the point? Drink some water and get on with your day. I just never got into the coffee thing, which is probably why I’m living in my mother’s basement at age 41 and no one is reading this. Maybe I need to grow up and drink some coffee and get ahead in life. Of course, I don’t think Decaf has that effect. I think I’m still in the basement even after six months of decaf.
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I like this little switcherooni with some dude pulling off that ridiculous, cape and tights outfit, and transforming himself into a high-powered, get shit done businessman. Pretty cool. He takes meetings. He goes to lunches. He makes big decisions with 100s of lives in the balance.
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This shirt is obviously referencing the spectacularly popular movie: The Avengers. You pop out the little pieces of superhero garb and I guess put it on the little naked dolls that you have. Maybe you have naked Robert Downey Jr. and Scarlett Johansson dolls that you can properly dress up in their costumes, along with all the other actors, whose names escape me. Thor? Captain America? The Hulk? I could look it up but I’m way too lazy for that nonsense.
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This is kind of the unstated sentiment for a lot of Americans who are planning to vote for Mitt Romney, because there is no other real reason to vote to put this numbskull in office. Of course, Obama is no better. He’s proven during his first term that he’s bought and paid for by special interests that do not have the interests of the 99% in mind. So, damned if you do, fucked if you don’t.
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