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Ha Ha. The movie portrays the Oompa Loompas as pretty happy, but I guess when the glare of the camera lights is turned away, it’s a different story. They never get to go outside, so they have to do that fake tan shit to get any color in their skin. And Willy Wonka is a bit creepy and a little too free with the hands if you know what I mean.

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This is a science joke, so I didn’t get it until I basically got my masters degree in soil nutrients by researching this shirt for nearly 3 years. Cation is a positively charged ion. But, if you look at the word just right it looks like Cat Ion, hence you have the cat with some ionic bands wizzing around her head. I have no idea what ionic bands are. Maybe those are molecules. No idea really…so I guess maybe I only got a BS in Geology before writing up the post. I’ll have to recheck my transcripts later.

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That apple is just bumming and I would be too if, my life was as bad as his. One, he didn’t get picked off the tree. The only reason he exists is to get picked and eaten, but he didn’t, so he got old on the branches, then gravity got to him and he fell to the ground where he commenced to really rot. Not even the goats roaming around the orchard wanted to have anything to do with him.

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Look there’s a zombie hand coming out of the grave, so now we’re talking about the undead, which means this creature has survived, thus it is stronger, thereby making the old truism so true again.

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Who’s Marty? Looks like from the extra clues on the shirt, we’re talking about Martin Brodeur of the New Jersey Devils. Guess he had a good run in the playoffs, but NJ seems to be down 3-0 in the Finals versus the LA Kings. I suppose I’m a little late with featuring this shirt. Actually, as I write this he’s got a shutout going in game 4 with just over 15:00 left in the 3rd period, so maybe I’m posting this at the exact perfect moment.

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I caught up with Aubrey over at Momfia Tees for an email interview about her very fine, brand new shirt shop recently launched for Moms. She and Valerie run the show with design assistance from Aubrey’s husband Midgerock, who has done an excellent job conveying the attitude and humor of this Mom + Mafia (get it?) crew in black and white designs…with a touch of green and orange olive in the martini.

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This is a sweet design by Sebastian Arango Guerrero and available over at Threadless. 1985 television versus film cars is such an awesome concept.

Of course, I can’t name all of the entrants in the derby, because I don’t know shit about pop culture, but I do see Herbie, the Dukes of Hazzard, the Batmobile, and perhaps the A-Team van. Then you have some random dudes sticking their heads out of their cars. Wish I knew who they were, but more importantly, I wish they had double strap harness seat belts and helmets on for safety, but I guess in the 80s things were a little looser. Not as loose as the 70s, but still not air bag and tickets for not wearing your seat belt, like the pansy era we live in now.

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Nice Jordan spoof with the little, blunt droid drawings that designer, Keez , does so well. Nice detail with the tongue (a Jordan trademark), the number 23, and droidish ball and shoes. This is good stuff, and hopefully the first in a series of at least four to five.

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I can’t quite put my finger on why I love this design from White Ninja Comics so much. It’s pretty funny though. Right? These two boys are totally into “bumming”. Thumbs up and everything. It’s great that they look so clean cut and happy.

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Love this alternate reality interpretation of an iconic astronaut pose from designer tolagunestro. Astronaut helmets do look like they could have come off an old school gumball machine, which is why this shirt resonates. That and the pre-flight, hands crossed on the leg, looking confident pose for publicity photos.

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All three of those words carry so much weight. They’re such strong words, which is probably why they’re used over audio communication to spell out letters, so there’s no confusion. You know “P” and “T” sound an awful lot a like over a crappy VoIP line, so being able to give the letters words to make certain the person on the other end understands is imperative.

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I love this design. I have no idea if it references something from pop culture, but I don’t care. Designer jimiyo did such a wonderful job, it stands on its own. Look at that purple turban, and the white glove, and, of course, the pose…chin in hand. Amazing looking shirt and you can get it right now if you head over to Red Bubble.

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