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I always knew that’s what YOLO really stood for. You only live once never made much sense. And, I’ve always tried to tell people that owls make a noise like “yolo” rather than the trite “who” that all the children’s books always say.

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This design from Hafaell is hot shit. Love the dude in the Humphrey Bogart get up and the old school three-speed bike, cruising around with a gas mask and glowing blue eyes. Good that’s cool looking. The patterns in the background. The ribbon with the Latin name of the shirt.

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I feel like I’ve heard people from rural areas say this not proclaiming that they are a tree, but that many people like them. Am I wrong about that? Whatever the case, this here is wordplay, plain and simple. People that don’t deserve love will probably walk up to you and tell you that there’s a misspelling on your shirt, and that you should throw it away immediately.

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You have a little mashup and wordplay going on right here. This is a creature from the Jim Henson movie, The Dark Crystal. And, of course, you have the song I’m Sexy and I Know It from LMAO. Now that you have the basics let me tell you where the real humor comes in. That bird is as ugly as sin. So, the implication that it is skekski is fall off you chair and roll on the floor laughing: FOYCROFL. I’ll right, maybe not that serious, but still.

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Go ahead and save some money while shopping for your Dad for Father’s Day. It’s a perfectly reasonable thing to do. He’ll be proud of your frugality, and your taste, because I’m assuming you will pick an awesome shirt from Fibers.

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You know your Dad likes some Star Wars, zombies or drunken leprechauns, so you can be certain he’ll appreciate a shirt from Tshirt Laundry. Now, is a great time to get him one, because Father’s Day is coming up and all shirt are on sale for $12 through June 11.

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25% off all Men’s Shirts through June 10. Use discount code FATHER12 at checkout.

Remember Father’s Day is June 17, so show him you appreciate him with an awesome Solid Threads T-shirt.

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Fennec foxes gots some serious ears. Big ears don’t always equate with great listener. I mean my grandpa’s ears were as big grandma’s couch doilies, and he didn’t listen to a word you said. He’d just give affirmative grunts, hoping you’d shut up so he could watch the end of the Broncos game.

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This is good because we all need to focus our protest energies and hit the people that really deserve it: Burning Man. Forget about all the kleptomaniacs on Wall St. Forget about the politicians that sashay through the greased revolving door. Let’s talk about people way out in the desert who are blowing off a little steam by doing man illegal and immoral things. These are the people that are bringing the country down.

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Hillary Clinton is wearing the chillin’ shades that Kanye West made so popular, so now you have Chillary. Okay this shirt is ridiculous, but I’m guessing some people love the absurd, so there may be 3 or 4 people in this nation that will pick this up, and half will actually receive the garment from Busted Tees and wear it in public.

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I keep reading this as Kenneth is Immoral, which would be a pretty funny shirt, except I don’t even know who Kenneth is. Do you? Alright I’ll do some research. Hold on a minute. Maybe put in that Plimsuer Spanish CD and go over some of your language work. I’ll be back.

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Mexico is a rough place to be right now, but I think the authorities are doing the right thing by really putting the screws to the drug lords and crime syndicates. It’s a super ballsy move, because there’s corruption at every level of government, military, and private sector, but once the war is over I think you have a country that have a fighting chance to be ruled by law, which, I think, would be a welcome shift from ruled by drug traffickers.

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