Get y0urself 25% off from Donkey Tees in honor of all the Dad’s out there. And let me tell you something. There are a lot of them. Use coupon code DADSRULE during checkout for a 25% discount. Pretty sweet deal.

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Like this one. Evolution from monkey to cave man to work in an office 9-5 man to dead to resurrected as the undead. Very simple concept but I haven’t seen it before. Packs a humor punch. What will be interesting is the next step in the evolution. Humans that live today probably will not be able to conceptualize that because we’re already projecting the zombie thing. Knowing too much will be overwhelming, but people have called me a prophet on occassion so I’m going to tell you what I think is next after zombie.

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At first I was like “I did not know Christian Slater was a devil worshiper.” Then I realized that this shirt from Five Finger Tees was just a goof and that it’s the Slayer pentagram, and Slayer is one letter off from Slater. And, I’m totally kidding. I know that’s Slater from Saved By The Bell…I can already feel the venom in the comments coursing through the spidery red veins in my eye balls.

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Well, this is one way to look at the Support Our Troops messaging. Sort of seems confusing to me. Or maybe the Stormtroopers, after all that Darth Vader “I am your father” business, turned to the light and away from the dark side. There’s always room for the prodigal sons, so I guess we can accept them into the support club.

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I’m listening the Wooden Shjips right now and one guitar is plenty for them, but…generally speaking whenever you’re doing your thing…breathing and thinking and obsessing over that thing you said to that kid in the third grade…there needs to be more guitars in the mix. And, if this tee from Headline Shirts is to be believed then you probably need to start thinking a little bit more about extra guitar necks.

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All those shitty ash trays and underwear and socks. And maybe even a tie. And guess what my dad only had use for one of those items, and it wasn’t underwear…I’ll tell you that again. Wasn’t underwear. Anyways, this sale could be over for all I know but that doesn’t mean you should try your hardest to take advantage.

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It’s Mae “Maeby” Funke from Arrested Development. Yay! And it’s wordplay, because you have a lot of pop songs and romance novels with people asking other people in the heat of the moment to call them baby. Is that what you like? It’s what Mae Funke likes, so you might want to listen up and take notice of this design from Busted Tees.

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Is this even allowed? Doesn’t the secret service and FBI and CIA and that group that can kill any US citizen for any reason at any time come to your door immediately if you purchase this design from Busted Tees.

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Okay…I’m pulling back the kimono and showing what it really takes to become a t-shirt blogger. It may look easy and glamorous, but the stuff you don’t see can be gruelling. Take for instance this Honorary Planeteer shirt from Busted Tees. Nice shirt. But wait a minute, isn’t Earth Day in April? If that’s the case then this shirt isn’t a straight up celebration of Earth Day. There’s something more to this. Yes, the next Earth Day is April 22, 2013.

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I think maybe life has passed me by. That’s the kind of thoughts I have when I see that Zombie Lincoln was a massively popular novel and soon to be released as a movie. Oh wait, that was vampire Lincoln or was that zombie killer Lincoln. He has a hatchet. I know that.

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Wow. For all you keyboardists out there, here’s a super nerdy offering from Snorg Tees. You see that escape key is on the top left of the keyword kitty corner to the exclamation mark key. So, when the escape key decides to grow and groom and waxy mustache and go a little crazy, the exclamation point does what it does…it exclaims.

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Serious nerdosity if you like this design from Snorg Tees. But, I understand it. You’re a math geek. You’re good with numbers. What are you gonna do? You’re gonna do what your good at and celebrate whatever type of associated humor that comes your way…like this shirt for instance. I get it.

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