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Guess the zombie face eating dude in Miami was high on bath salts — street name for some over the counter drugs that fuck you up. Rudy Eugene was at a music festival, took the salts and went nuts, then got shot. I was looking at that guy’s face and he looked like a normal dude, so it makes sense it was a one-time freak out on some potent chemical shit.

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Celebration of the best food right here. Weird that it’s a cow all numbered up according to the different cuts, but the monicker is meat. More like beef, but if you put that on a shirt you trigger different thoughts like farts and old Wendy’s commercials.

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We’ve seen a version of this Modern Family related shirt before, but Phil Dunphy is a truly funny television program actor that deserves adulation at least once a week. So, of course, I’m highlighting this offering from Busted Tees. It’s a no brainer. Now watch some clips of the dude. He’s hilarious.

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Damn that’s a sharp Hawaiian print on that penguin for casual Friday. Those are all temporary tattoos also, which makes it that more impressive. That bird, somehow, left work late on Thursday and popped in early on Friday and still found the time to get the casual work done. That’s the kind of dedication and performance that inspires you to do your best work…all…day…long.

Busted Tees knows that this is the truth I’m sayin’.

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I don’t have to tell you this shirt references the classic film The Goonies. Right? You knew that. You’re waiting for me to finish typing about it so you can buy the thing and trigger conversations at your church youth group, and or the night club on the other side of town. It’s huge to have something like this to break the ice when you’re trying to get into someone’s pants in the span of a couple of hours, or even just have a nice conversation and not stand alone.

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If you watched the show, you know what’s going on here. If you didn’t watch Home Improvement, I can’t explain it to you in this post. Watch the corny video below with slapstick Tim Allen humor and be won over enough to want to purchase this shirt from Busted Tees.

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So, this is where all the May 4th business ends up. You try to be cute with your Star Wars fanboy shit, and all of a sudden, the fifth of the month stands up and says I want a part of this too. So now you have May the Fourth be with you, and Revenge of the Fifth, but they just can’t live in harmony with their own little pieces of the calendar. Now, there’s revenge.

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This shirt is for when you feel like celebrating. I always want to type Hurray instead of hooray or maybe it’s the other way around. But, you can’t hurry your celebrating, so that’s a really big blunder on my part.

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Isn’t strange that some of the most revered architecture is basically fuck ups? Actually, I have nothing to back up that statement, except for the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

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This is a great design. Ha ha. Very funny. What a world. What an age. We now proudly wear our diagnosis, our mental issues, our disease on our chests. Back in the day, this kind of condition would be covered up and the sufferer would be put in the back room when the episodes started to flare up. If it got bad there was always the nut house and shock treatment.

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Well it looks like Mike Tyson is getting into the t-shirt game. I just received two sample shirts and I have to say, they’re pretty damn cool! Boxing, acting, pigeons, and now t-shirts. Dude is a renaissance man, which you have to appreciate. Looks like he has put as much care into developing the line of shirts, as he did in becoming one of the best heavyweight boxers of all time.

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This gets a little dark when you just look at the name of the shirt. I don’t take it that way. Like black eyes and bruises up and down the arms. I’m thinking more…I’m better than you and if you don’t believe that this bracket proves it. I’m a big NCAA tournament bracket guy so this design from Better Than Pants really speaks to me on that level.

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