warning-graboids-ahead-t-shirt

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Tremors!!! The Graboid was the Dirt Dragon in Tremors movie franchise and TV show. They were obviously nothing to mess with, which is clear on this design that offers a serious warning. If you’re into obscure early aught entertainment then this shirt was designed with you in mind. You’re welcome.

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Own Your Life T Shirt

by on March 20, 2013

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It’s not often that I run into a t-shirt design that appeals to me on two levels: the message and the design. This offering is certainly an exception because I love that gorilla with the crown, and I really need to work on the “own your life” part. You can’t just be tossed and turned by the tides of life, you need to get out there and take the hits and keep moving forward.

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video-game-of-thrones-t-shirt

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It started as a series of novels. It exploded as a hit television show. And, now it’s an epic video game with the ultimate goal of seeing the major characters naked. No no. The aim is to destroy the other houses and loot, pillage, and plunder, and have the gnarliest beard and smelliest animal skins.

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westeros-postal-service-t-shirt

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Hey, look at that…a Game of Thrones T Shirt. You don’t see that everyday. Wait, you actually do, but this one is pretty darn clever. Not sure how the US Postal Service is going to like the design, since it’s basically an exact copy except for the words. Ah hell, they all watch and love the show as well, so no problem at all.

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Yoshisaurus T Shirt

by on March 20, 2013

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This is that Yoshi skeleton in the museum. It’s very well preserved. All you Super Mario Bros fans will instantly gravitate to the Buy button for this design because anything featuring Yoshi is like heroin to you. Looks like this one tangled with a turtle and ended up smashed into a wall.

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mister-owl-tootsie-pops-t-shirt

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Over the years Mister Owl got more and more greedy. This haul of five Tootsie Pops was the last time he limited himself to as many as he could carry. Later on he was masterminding major heists. I’m talking semi-trucks and container ships full of the delectable hard candy with the fudgy middle.

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Don’t Panic T Shirt

by on March 19, 2013

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Very simple messaging here. Yes, the stock market is at an all-time high, but everybody on the street level knows shit is getting worse by the day. This ain’t no recession any more, it’s a depression, and it’s going to get worse before it gets better. So, when the stock market sky rockets like that you know EVERYTHING is gamed. Still, don’t panic. Keep it cool, and do what you gotta do to survive. Better days are sure to come, especially if you order this shirt. You’ll be wearing this orange and blue beauty in no time, which will improve your life 31% is 12 days or less.

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moon-phases-chart-t-shirt

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This is a very handy thing to have on a t-shirt. Say, you’re out on the town, and you want to make some romantic moves. Check out the tee and see where the moon is that evening. Is it going to be picturesque, creating the perfect ambiance for love making. What about if you want to take a dip in the ocean. Knowing the phases of the moon will help you know what’s up with the tides. You don’t want to drown do you? There are tons of other awesome benefits to owning this shirt, which I don’t have time to list right here. But, trust me, this design is PACKED with value.

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Planet Express T Shirt

by on March 19, 2013

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You love Futurama. I pretend that I love Futurama. You love this shirt. I highlight this shirt for Futurama-lovers in hopes to sell a metric ton of them and retire to a peaceful island life near Fiji. Win WIN. Yes, I get the all-caps win because I’m in paradise, but you’re not doing so bad with a great t-shirt referencing one of your top 10 shows.

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Unicorn Crest T Shirt

by on March 19, 2013

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Now that’s a sophisticated and fun-loving family. The absolute best kind. Yeah, they have a ton of money, but they have a boatload of fun with it. They share good times with others. And, they are not snooty. They take themselves too seriously. What a family! They have a unicorn in their crest for godssake.

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Busted Tees 40% Off

by on March 19, 2013

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What? 40% off at Busted Tees. Holy smokes. You need to take advantage of this. But, you better hurry because there’s only 4 at the time I post this. I know because they have one of those sweet countdown clocks. Use code 40HANDZ at checkout.

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ask-me-about-my-video-game-achievements-t-shirt

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This is pretty much the ultimate gamer nerd t-shirt. You have the 8-pixel character with the life force stuff and the fuel stuff. He’s got the shield, sword, and helmet. And, there wearer of this shirt is basically begging people to engage him in talk about gaming, so he can brag about getting to the 17th level of Missile Command, etc.

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