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“You bring the gum and we’ll fix it.” It’s funny that MacGyver’s little shop does not have gum. I mean it looks like they have the toilet paper, Swiss Army knife, and fork, so it’s odd that they require the owner of the car in need of repair to BYOG. Hey, it’s really not my place to question MacGyver. He’s basically the second coming.

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The big excuse t shirt from Banished Shirts. If you’ve been caught doing something bad and you have to fess up, there’s no better way to break the ice than wearing this tee. Fucked up at work. Put this tee on and boldly walk into your bosses office. Cheated on your girlfriend. This is the shirt to wear when it’s time to tell her. Broke your friends prized possession while she was on vacation, this is the apparel of choice for when you spill the beans.

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Got Drunk T Shirt

by on June 30, 2012

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This is the very last time I’m going to allow any messaging that starts with “Got.” It’s played out, since every corporation and then every local corny small business used it in their advertising for the last 32 years or however long it was since Got Milk dropped. However, Got Drunk? kinda slaps the whole concept in the face, so that’s why I’m letting it pass. Ah seeing double…always the best part of tying one on as Banished Shirts well knows.

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A lot of time when you’re allergic to something, the best thing to do is stay away from it. If you’re allergic to assholes, don’t touch them, don’t sniff them, don’t stick your thumb up your own. Oh wait…maybe Banished Shirts is talking about people that are assholes. I guess same rules apply. I like how this is in pink and looks like some collegiate sports shirt. Nice misdirection there. Just don’t wear this around the kids. Grandma yes.

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This French outfit De Bellemort seems kind of fixated on death. Maybe they just have more of a natural relationship with the big unknown than us Americans. I’m guessing the “mort” in the name means death, so that kind of makes the whole death motif understandable. Okay, I just did some serious research and belle means lovely and mort means death in French. So we’re talking about a shop called something like Of Lovely Death.

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Wordplay here. Nice image of a plate of pasta with marinara sauce. Sometimes I’m in a goofy mood and like a silly shirt that gives a shout out to marijuana and pasta. Tshirt Laundry likes the 420 and getting the munchies.

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Yoshi Sushi T Shirt

by on June 29, 2012

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I’m no culinary expert but I think there’s such a thing as Yoshi Sushi. Maybe a certain type of sushi. Anyway, Yoshi is also the dinosaur in Super Mario. So, now you have a bit of a mashup with the Yoshi dinosaur made out of sushi. Pretty damn cool looking shirt from Tshirt Laundry.

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This is a great spoof mashup of Harry Potter and Dirty Harry. Who needs a wand when you can carry a Smith & Wesson Model 29 revolver, chambered for a .44 Magnum cartridge? I totally knew that weaponry information off the top of my head. Impressed? Whatever? I’m impressed with this design from Tshirt Laundry.

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As Jamon Endiablado says in their tagline this Ganesh T Shirt is definitely wearable art. I have a great fondness for the Indian elephant god Ganesh, and he’s looking especially cool here, hanging out in the greenery, with the lotus flowers and the wonderful red lines framing him.

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This is more of a political statement than just a funny t shirt. Student loans are the next big bubble to pop. The whole thing, just like the housing bubble before it, is unsustainable. Universities continue to raise the price of education, because there is loan money out there for the students, so they can pay the exhorbitant prices. Why is there loan money? Because banks know that any loans they make are back stopped by the US taxpayer. So, they make money if the loan is paid off, and if it doesn’t get paid off no problem. They have nothing to lose and encourage the higher tuition costs, because that increases the fees and interest they make.

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This is a good one. Love the knitted sweater look with the corny Southwest type patterns. But, then you look a little closer and gramma apparently had a sense of humor because there are rows and rows of skulls. Very nice design by Alexandra Mirzac available over at Threadless.

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There are a grill full of awesome shirts on sale for $9.99 over at Threadless right now. This sale was supposed to end this morning, but luckily they extended it through June 29. But, don’t relax and forget about this thing. Get over there now and fill up your cart with terrific cheap tees. Otherwise, you’ll forget and totally hate yourself for like three weeks.

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