Use discount code FIREWORK at check out over at Donkey Tees and get 17.76% off your purchase, plus a free Koozie. That’s a pretty smokin’ good deal and totally Patriotic. Support laughter and your country and take advantage of this deal. But hurry. Deal ends July 6.

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$4 shirts. What? That’s right. Headline Shirts is having a big sale for the 4th of July including some $4 shirts. Crazy! Go get ’em before they are gone. Not sure when the sale ends, but I’m pretty sure it’s not going to last forever. Just a hunch.

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There are $12 tees over at Tshirt Laundry now through July 9. That’s a great deal in celebration of the United States’ Independence. Take advantage before you forget.

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This is kind of funny. Not everyone does accept the high fives from strangers so it’s good to spell it out up front, so the high fiver feels comfortable. I mean, you never know when something awesome is going to happen and you’re going to need to high five. Sporting events are pretty obvious places to be ready to accept and give out high fives. But, what about weddings? The bride and groom might want to celebrate in this way.

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Dat Ankle T Shirt

by on July 2, 2012

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This is terrific. Dat ankle. And what’s crazy is there was a time and place, probably still is, where that was all it took. Because that’s all you got. Ha ha. Excellent. Of course, unless this chic has some sort of fabric on her chest, that’s quite a bit of skin showing there too. Watch out if she leans over.

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Sometimes you have to take second best. You can’t always have the best of everything. You can strive for that, but as you’re on your way up the ladder to John McCain status, you must stare second best and defeat and failure right in the eyes, because all three of those things have eyes according to Wikipedia.

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Lookee here. I T Rex spoofin’ the shit out of that LMAO song, I’m Sexy and I Know It complete with those goofer sunglasses and THE HAIR. I have to say the music isn’t my fave but the vibe is righteous. How many dudes got the stones to not only wear a Speedo but undulate his hips so his penis bounces around. Not too many. Mad respect. Did I just type mad respect like I was a teenage in the year 2000. Sweet. Oh and this vid has almost 240 million views, so there’s that. Wiggle wiggle wiggle. “I work out.”

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Fortune Favors the Brave (FFTB) is a company from Scotland, so reserve judgment on this Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls T Shirt. I think the equivalent food in the United States would be some kind of sausage bisquit with the convenience of a corn dog. Again, don’t hold this odd food choice against them, they’re from Scotland for God’s sake.

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Interview

How long have you been modeling for Busted Tees?

About four to five years.

You must be the go to model. To build the gallery on this page, I searched for all the shirts that you modeled, and there was like 12,006 of them. Are you their favorite? You can brag a little.

Haha! Busted Tees has a lot of great go-to models. They tend to keep it fairly consistent and are loyal to the family of people that helped build their brand, which is one of the things I like about the company. If I AM going to brag, I will tell you that I was the one chosen to be in the BTs shoot for Omaha Steaks, for which I got to hang out with my friends, drink beer, eat hamburgers, and watch the sun set from a beautiful rooftop in Brooklyn. And got paid for it.

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You hate to think about cutting the balls off an All Terrain Armored Transport but you don’t want the sperm being spread willy-nilly and irresponsibly so that there’s a ton of baby AT AT Walkers wandering around uncared for. I mean you’d think it was a different story for a machine, but this is highly advanced technology…I mean it was in Star Wars.

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Goodform is out of Germany and they’ve put together a catalog of very interesting designs, including this Fishing Future T Shirt featuring a fish head and bones floating around. Still looks like he’s alive because there are bubbles in the water around him, but perhaps what we’re seeing here is the devastation that widespread pollution is going to cause. The fish will survive because of evolution, but they’ll have no meat on the bones.

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PILF T Shirt

by on July 1, 2012

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For all you that haven’t seen American Pie where MILF (Mother is Lookin’ Fine) first hit the world’s consciousness, then let me give you a clue as to what PILF means. Pie is lookin’ fine. No joke. That’s where were at in this world. You can feel free to be scared or encouraged right now. I prefer to be encouraged that people are being transparent with this stuff now. I personally have never understood putting food on a pedestal, so it’s not my deal. And tell the world about it with this design from Banished Shirts.

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