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This is straight goofy. Gotta make sure when all those babes want to gobble you up when they’re high with the munchies, that they know you may trigger an allergy if they can’t hang with the nuts. Either that or you can wear this shirt from Snorg Tees if you’re androgynous, and just want to be coy about having nuts (testicles) or not.

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I think this might be the first U2 shirt I’ve seen. I mean I’ve seen concert tees, and tour tees, and shit like that, but not a shout out tee from a popular t-shirt operation like Snorg Tees.

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Not sure what this means, but it sounds cool. Iggy Pop wore this tee in LA in 1978, and I’m not sure if he’s saying he was such a force of nature in the 60’s that he wiped out the entire decade like a huge wave. Or maybe he just got Wiped Out in the 60s. Or maybe in the late 70s this was the way of saying you forgot everything, so Iggy maybe doesn’t remember the 60s.

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Debbie Harry wore this Doctor X tee back in the day, and as Worn Free does, they’re reprinting it to give you opportunity to be awesome, to look good, and to remember a very talented and beautiful performer.

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Worn Free has come up with the cool concept of printing t-shirts that celebrities of yore wore. In this example, we have the Rental T Shirt that Frank Zappa donned some time when he was being awesome. Pretty neat stuff here. If you want to point yourself in the direction of possessing even a fraction of the amount of excellent that Frank was, then this is a good start.

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Mashup of Adventure Time and Regular Show designed by Blaze Byrne and available at Red Bubble.

Here are the videos to support my theory that this is a great shirt.

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This is great. Usually, it’s some sorted BJs in the back alley story, but here we have a very disconsolote young man talking about how had to stoop so low and be a paper boy when he was 11. Tough story to digest, but it seems to have made him stronger, and able to take on anything in his new career as a male prostitute.

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Hey, sometimes you think people that kill themselves are selfish. I mean offing yourself, so that someone that loves you has to find you dead and hanging from the rafters or in a pool of blood or whatever is pretty awful. However, if you have this shirt from T-Shirt Hell on that mitigates the damage significantly, because it shows you want to save time for the person that finds you. That don’t have to rifle through your shit to find your note. They know exactly where it is.

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Perm Whale T Shirt

by on July 7, 2012

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I almost feel like I’m missing something here. Tshirt Hell normally goes for the most offensive or dirty, but on the subject of sperm whale, they threw a curve ball and went with the always funny perm. I like it. And, I like how happy that whale is. Totally went with his heart and got the perm, despite the naysayers, and now he’s in the flow. Good for him.

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I live in Wisconsin and let me tell you, drinking is definitely a sport in these parts. I’m pretty sure if this was really an Olympic sport the US trials would be held in Milwaukee. Where else could it possibly take place.

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I was only aware of two cornhole-related activities. One was to give it to someone up the ass, as in anal sex, and the other was watching Beavis run around saying Cornholio. I did not know the game where you through the bean bags in the hole in the board was called Cornhole. Pretty whacky just like Look at Me Shirts.

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Hey, not all of us can excel in the typical Olympic sports, so why not gather all the folks that have mastered drinking games to represent their country with their mastery. Same sort of dedication required.

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