This must be a line from Jeff Goldblum’s character in Jurassic Park. I can’t find it and I don’t remember ever watching those movies, so I’m just going by the pic on the shirt. Can someone confirm this for me?
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Sexy dress. Yellow and black is always a great color combination. If you see a girl wearing this one well, and you’re a nerd, you should probably ask her to marry you immediately. Make sure she’s of age though.
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Headline Shirts is definitely one of my favorite shirt retailers on the Internet, so it was my pleasure to rifle through their back catalog and find my absolute favorite designs. Do you agree with my selections? What are your favorites? Let me know in the comments.
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Have you seen the trailer to the new movie Spring Breakers. Me neither. Let’s watch it together. Shall we?
Well then…that’s a little dark. Girls committing crimes to make money to go to Spring Break and shake their asses on the beach. Then they get mixed up with a very charismatic criminal played by the grill-laden, tattoo-covered, cornrow-wearin’ James Franco.
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Not sure who these badass girls are but I wouldn’t want to mess with them. They have the big eyes of anime, so I’m guessing that’s where this one is coming from.
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What a beautiful horse pose and the addition of the feathers on the head and haunches, plus the handprint body paint is just very special. This design from Valerie Anne Kelly speaks to me on a very deep spiritual level. And you?
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Ah, so sweet. A D note on the piano that stands for dick. And when you put it all together: “She Wants the Dick.” It’s nice, as a man, to have someone that wants the D. It feels nice to be wanted in that way. At least, that’s what I ascertain from the different late night TV sitcoms that I watch on a regular basis.
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This may seem like cruel and unusual punishment but you don’t know what that damn bird did to warrant being executed at the crack of dawn. I mean you get a sense of the heartlessness of that raven (or is it a crow…everybody is afraid to ask) just by the way the cigarette sits on his beak, and the way he stands askance with his head turned away. Like he’s looking deep into the soul’s of the bloodthirsty audience. The blindfold can’t obstruct that kind of vision.
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Mr. Roshi is the wise dude in Dragonballz. His symbol, depicted on this shirt, is really cool looking, especially with the yellow and black color scheme.
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Ho! It’s a Community Tee. You remember the Delta Cubes. The fraternity that they were trying to start at a community college on this television programming. Chevy Chase. Annie Adderall. Am I right? Actually, the administrator did not want them to start the fraternity, but they persisted to hilarious ends.
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Somebody got a preview copy or saw a trailer because The Hangover 3 starring the lovely and talented Zach Galifianakis isn’t going to be released in theaters until May 24 according to my inside sources [IMDB.com].
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You remember all these fine quotes from the longest movie ever.
“I lost my way twice.”
“I don’t like green food.”
“More of a letter opener really.”
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