One Less Car T Shirt

by on January 18, 2010

Seriously. Fuck all the hybrids and bio-fuel and corn husks and algae. Let’s go back to our roots as dreamers and remember that we were supposed to have individual, power-packed flying apparatus to get us around at least by the 1990s but certainly by 2010. It’s time to stop looking all pie-eyed and moon faced saying to our collective selves, “gee wouldn’t that be swell.”

Time to roll up the sleeves and get to work. Make it like the Manhattan Project or getting to the Moon or some shit that required sacrifice, dedication, a plan and serious execution. What if I said Iran was closing in on a design that they would be able to pump in million unit batches. What’s the greatest nation on Earth gonna say, when the Iranians are flying all over Tehran, and we’re stuck with what…the Segway. I’ll tell you what the USA is going to say. Oh shit, we’ve lost our edge. That’s what. Before that cold splash of reality knocks us down several pegs on the wet ladder of national pride, we better get to work on jet packs. JET PACKS.

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P.S. Dig the Bluetooth controller, the Chuck Taylor knock offs and the solar panel (that’s where it gets its power to combust…don’t tell me you can’t see it.

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