Oglaf Steak ‘n Bitches Salt Lake City T Shirt

by on February 24, 2011

steak bitches t shirt Oglaf Steak n Bitches Salt Lake City T Shirtbuy now button yellow Oglaf Steak n Bitches Salt Lake City T ShirtTip of the hat Oglaf for designing this hilarious shirt. Such an in-your-face name for an establishment is funny in and of itself. Add the fact that the chick is stunning in her sexy cowgirl outfit, and she’s riding a t bone steak. Then you  have the combination of eatery, bordello and registered charity, which is also a totally spectacular combination, and feels like it could really happen if you had the right lawyer or connections on the Hill.

Finally, the topper. This shady establishment is coming to you straight out of Salt Lake City, UT. Ha Ha Ha Ha. Mormons. Actually, the owner of this place has been personally thanked with the upmost gravity and sincerity by every visiting NBA basketball player. Used to be a road trip to play the Jazz meant basically the most boring night on Earth, like you were going to Monk University, but now there’s enough shit goin’ on in this one place to make all of the Jazz players and front office and all the visiting players happy. Basically, Steak ‘N Bitches saved professional basketball in Utah, even if it did cause Jerry Sloan’s downfall. That’s right, Sloan could not spending time at S N B, and his coaching performance suffered. Being the upstanding man that he is, he felt his only course of action was to step down mid-season. Had nothing to do with Deron Williams.

Get the Steak ‘N Bitches T shirt from Topatoco right now, and you will be nearly as awesome as me.

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Nena March 25, 2011 at 9:55 pm

I love the shirt, could you please tell me if this place is real and if it is, how to get there? I’ve been looking all over google for it :D thank you!

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Booker Addison March 26, 2011 at 10:08 am

@Nena Unless some real person took this fictitious place and made it real…I don’t think it really exists…only on the pages of a web comic: http://www.oglaf.com/

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