You see, the Amish shun things in this modern world, including electricity and automobiles. It’s a simple life they lead, which most likely brings them closer to god. I wouldn’t know since I’m staring at a screen 82% of my waking hours. That’s a godless way to live. I can only aspire to Amish simplicity and richness of life.
Ha ha. Just kidding. The Amish suck.