NSFW T-Shirt

by on February 18, 2010

nsfw t shirt NSFW T Shirtbuy tshirt button2 NSFW T ShirtThis is a good shirt. You walk into a place, let’s say work and people either shit scared because they think your comin’ in with a postal frame of mind. You’re not safe for work or general society for the matter. Put a little gleam in your eye, and walk in unshaven and bed headed and there’s going to be some thoughts about running out the door.

Or, you have a more youthful audience in your office and you’re a hit because you’re funny. Now, you still might go postal but it’s going to be harder after all the adulation for having the most ironic and cool shirt ever to be worn to work, except for maybe this Sorry I’m Late Tee.

Now, if you come in wearing the NSFW shirt then start getting all naked after making sure everybody saw the NSFW, then that’s like the funniest stuff ever. Especially if you get fired. Totally worth it. Make sure to get an accomplice to take before and after pics, including you being thrown out of the building with a naked ass. You’ll will be the viral sensation of the season. And that will be totally worth losing your job for, ‘cuz you can leverage that buzz into like a $59 Adsense check.

You gotta be crazy if you’re not seriously considering dropping cash on this baby.

Scarecrow likes the Busted Tees, while Tin Man cries about his rusted knees. See that rhyme power. Step back.

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