Now Remember Kids Fake It ‘Til You Make It T Shirt

by on March 17, 2011

This is very good advice. If you have dreams of movin’ on up in life you have to start somewhere and that somewhere is spending every last bit of credit you have to fake like you have already made it. Get into a house way over your head. Drive something that impresses but puts a big time hurtin’ to your finances. Wear way overpriced clothing, including haute couture and jeans that cost over $200.

Then, just pray to the lord that you make it, meaning you get hooked into the Hollywood machine before it all runs out and the plastic doesn’t work any more and they repossess your car, and the bank forecloses on the house. It’s a gamble but totally worth it if you’re game.

First step, actually, is to get this Now Remember Kids Fake It ‘Til You Make it T Shirt.

Second step, thank Local Celebrity for birthing this shirt into the world and giving you the inspiration you need to take the leap. Now go.

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