Get this Shirt from Dos Chicos Tees
Hey it’s the code of the beer drinkers. No beer left behind. You don’t leave that stool until you’ve accounted for all your beers. And then you double count, and maybe have another, and then drive home, because drunk is how you drive best.
Just kidding. Don’t drive drunk. Get a cab or a designated driver. Or drink alone at home in your ratty bathrobe trying to get off on fuzzy robot porn.
Or just wear this shirt and through all caution to the wind.
