Neutral Switzerland Tshirt

by on April 14, 2010

I dig this shirt a lot, because as you all know I’m a sucker for wordplay. And this is genuine word-picture play at it’s finest. Switzerland has always been in the back of my mind as an entity to emulate. Basically, they’ve mastered the three main rules of life:

~ Hone a craft – cheese, watches and banking
~ Don’t get into the middle of any shit – neutrality
~ Look beautiful – Two words: Swiss Alps

Of course, I’ve done none of the above, but this isn’t about me. It’s about you and the fact that you can own the Swiss Rules of Life within minutes after reading this post.

Rule #1: If you step up, you will master the art of buying fine clothing with intriguing design (DONE).

Rule #2: This shirt is reasonably priced. You will not get in the middle of a financial fracas, because the shirts are reasonably priced, so you won’t screw up your credit, or piss off your parents, or get those incredulous stares as your partner balances the check book and sees that you’ve spent $90 on a fucking tshirt (DONE).

Rule #3: And, obviously, the shirt is beautiful and those that dare to wear them are beautiful too (DONE)

So, I know you’re sold, and you’re going to head over to 2600 Strange Ave. to pick up a couple of their original designs. I can’t blame you. Even the company logo is cool, featuring what looks to be the end of the world where everything but a piece of pier, a flickering street lamp, and street signs to nowhere, have slipped into the cold, dark sea.

Check out what the boys are up to over there at 2600 Strange Ave. Not only will you meet the criteria for a life well lived, you will also be supporting what looks to be two strong charities, with your purchase.

Side thought: Do you think the name of this company has anything to do with the absolute corruptness of the entire U.S. Government, no matter who you vote for. You know 2600 Strange Ave. I may be projecting.

Go get Switzerland Neutral right now. Seriously.

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