Warning: the pope will excommunicate you, and probably put you in a damp dungeon for even reading this post. You know how there’s that entire industry built around critiquing celebrity fashion as they walk the red carpet for the 97 awards ceremonies they have to celebrate themselves throughout the year. I think there should be an underground circuit of clergy fashion critics.
Give no credence to the message. Simply bag on the threadbare elbows, polyester ties and, of course, ridiculous vestments and retarded hats.
Dare God to strike you down with catholic vengeance and buy the My Other Hat is Also Retarded Tshirt.
Everything you wanted to know about Busted Tees but were afraid to ask.
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