Moustaches Make Everything Better Tshirt

by on May 10, 2010

This is most certainly true. I can’t agree more. I know from personal experience that I’m a much better person when I’m wearing a nice, full moustache on my person. Now, you look at this shirt and you start to really see the power of the ‘stache. I mean it’s versatile. Look at all the different styles: big and bushy, thin and whispy, heartily waxed and shaped and everything in between. It’s miraculous. Not to mention the wide assortment of things these moustaches are making better. Look at the range. Spatula, perfume, stapler, kitty, toilet paper roll, to go coffee, and an alarm clock. And this by no means covers it. Virtually anything is improved with the moustache.

And let’s not forget moustache rides. Wonderful.

Anyway, celebrate the ultimate gift from God and get your own Moustaches Make Everything Better T-shirt. You will not regret it.

There was this one time, me and Snorg Tees were all alone under the bleachers, and…

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